Shmuck of the Week: You

Okay, you and me, and most of the local media, and all of the national media — everyone, really, except this guy. We read his age, and we heard the lip-smacking and the no-commenting, and we saw all the former Patriots showing up in Dove Valley, and we decided: This…

Dan Meyers leaves Colorado Public Radio for Jim Spencer’s old gig

Last week, former Denver Post columnist Jim Spencer left his position as communications director for the University of Colorado Denver School of Medicine in favor of a return to journalism at the Minneapolis Star-Tribune; while a CU spokeswoman said she thought he’d taken an editor-type gig, he’s actually been placed…

Most Balloon Boy songs blow — in an excellent way!

The text block accompanying the video above, which was posted earlier this morning, asks, “Surely the first song ever to be written and recorded about Balloon Boy?” Hell to the no. The number of parodies about young Falcon Heene’s non-flight has exploded like overinflated Mylar, littering YouTube with tunes whose…

Clemency candidate #8: The ice cream lady

This week’s feature, “The Forgotten,” explores an option for cutting prison costs that Governor Bill Ritter hasn’t tried — clemency for prisoners who may have received excessively long sentences and pose little risk to public safety. The article explores some of the more obvious kinds of sentencing inequities — nonviolent…

Jobbed: Stomp on someone’s face

Having trouble finding work? You’re not alone. Follow Jobbed every Thursday as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer. The Job, as posted online: Part-time trampler in Capitol Hill Pay: $10 to $100 per hour depending…

Five reasons to believe the future has arrived

All too often, people get so hung up on the fantastic future we didn’t get that they can’t focus on the even-crazier one we did. You know the complaints: “Where’s my flying car? Why can’t I live forever? When do I get to visit the moon?” But flying cars are…

Denver Blogs: For Avs rookies, it feels like the first time

Your on-stop shopping place for good local bloggery. Joe Dunman at Mile High Hockey thinks Ryan O’Reilly has been more consistent offensively than fellow young stud Matt Duchene. Let the good-natured rivalry begin. Bob Moore says in a Colorado Pols post that the National Republican Congressional Committee’s latest attack on…

Mile Highs and Lows: Herbal Wellness

This dispensary has closed. As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred…