Top Model‘s Nicole: Revenge of the soulless fetus

It was a week of Mean Girls drama on last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model, cycle thirteen, with Louisville’s Nicole Fox eventually benefiting from some heavy-duty karmic payback. The episode opened with mannish-featured Leona Lewis lookalike Kara and previously sweet Sundai among the contestants sniping about Nicole, who…

Let’s get real: Who are Denver’s top ten reality TV stars?

In case you haven’t noticed (and congratulations if you haven’t), Colorado has made quite the contribution to the life-sucking force that is reality television over the past several years, and things around here just keep getting more real. Louisville native Nicole Fox is channeling her crazy in the current cycle…

From the week of October 15, 2009

“Gone to Pot,” Patricia Calhoun, October 8 A Chronic Problem A daily smoker of the true sacrament for four decades, I enjoy Colorado’s dispensaries. However, I do not trust newspapers. The put-downs and sour humor associated with cannabis serve to continue the derogation of one slice of humanity. The national…

Dan Tang has friends in high places

It helps to have friends, and over the years, Heaven Dragon owner Dan Tang has made many of them, from cops and councilmen to mayors and lawyers. Evidence and testimony collected in the Operation Fortune Cookie case shows that at least two of Tang’s friends, both Adams County politicians, had…

The 2009 grim roster of death from the Denver Coroner’s Office

The Denver Coroner’s Office has just updated its list of homicides for 2009 to date, and it’s not pretty. Beginning with Michael Thomas, who died on January 9 due to “sharp force injury to abdomen” through Barbara Irish, who succumbed due to “complications of penetrating gunshot wound of head,” all…

Ignite Denver 5 tonight

If you need to scratch your nerd itch tonight, Ignite Denver 5, at Casselman’s, 2620 Walnut Street, starting at 7 p.m., would be a fine place to do it. If you aren’t familiar with the Ignite concept, it challenges a ragtag bunch of “experts” to present their expertise in five…

Denver Blogs: “Pull ’em over, ship ’em out”

Our daily cruise through the Colorogosphere. At Colorado Independent, John Tomasic talks to Daniel Hayes about his so-called “impound initiatives,” part of Hayes’s crusade against illegal immigrants in Colorado. Critics think Hayes is a racist; Hayes thinks his critics are racists. On the Huffington Post’s Denver site, Alexia Parks reports…

That deer you want to pet thinks you’re cock-blocking him

Earlier this week, a 63-year-old woman was gored by a mule deer she tried to pet — a story that’s not surprising to Colorado Division of Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill. After all, male deer, like elk, are rutting right now, meaning they’re looking for love in all the right places…

Deconstructing Colorado’s largest indoor pot bust

As described in this week’s feature story, “Tales of the Dragon,” prominent Thornton restaurateur Dan Tang has agreed to plead guilty to one count of money laundering for his involvement in a massive marijuana ring — even though authorities believed Tang had much more involvement than just money laundering in…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Halloween killed by cultural crapification

The yard pictured above clearly showcases how “American Crapitalism” has ruined the world’s best holiday. Halloween is an ancient autumnal ritual of impersonating the dead and tossing bones into bonfires to placate evil spirits. It is celebrated on October 31, because that is the one day of the year when…

News at the Newseum: Forward into the past

The first unintentional zinger my wife fired at me on Monday immediately after we visited the Newseum, a lavish media museum in Washington D.C.: “I feel like I did after we went to the Holocaust Museum.” The second unintentional zinger: “It’s probably because I live with you.” To clarify: My…

Lottery winners: Beware of that scumbag in line behind you

Yay! You’ve just won some money playing the lottery — and being as you’re a 75-year-old woman, you can definitely use it. So you head to the nearest grocery store to cash out, feeling mighty fine about life in general. If only Leonard Bedon wasn’t watching the whole thing over…