Five Colorado Rockies we hope the Phillies underrate

You’re the Philadelphia Phillies — the defending World Series champs, and winner of three consecutive National League East crowns. You’ve got a lineup filled with stars like Jimmy Rollins, Ryan Howard, Cliff Lee. The entire sporting press, and much of the public, expects you to roll over the Rockies in…

Loveland opening: “Leave your rock skis at home”

See photos of the opening at westword.com/slideshow. Loveland Ski Area wins this year’s race to become the first to open in Colorado. But given how early the starting bell rang — Loveland hasn’t gotten started so soon in forty years — should zealots leave their top-shelf equipment at home and…

Hugging how-to for Josh McDaniels and Brandon Marshall

One of the most unlikely debates to arise following the Broncos win over the Dallas Cowboys this past Sunday involved the hugs between baller Brandon Marshall and coach Josh McDaniels — the first immediately after Marshall’s astonishing touchdown catch, the second in a post-game press conference. On their Mile High…

Cannabis Therapy Institute offers framework for dispensary regulations

Last night, city councils at localities throughout the state, including Longmont, Lafayette, Louisville and Thornton, discussed the issue of medical-marijuana dispensaries at city council meetings. In Durango, for instance, officials approved preliminary tweaks in regulations, setting hours of operation and forbidding such businesses to locate in residential neighborhoods. Against this…

Rick Reilly’s Capitol tongue-bathing: Arousing!

On Monday, we told ou about ESPN columnist Rick Reilly’s April promise to “tongue-bathe the Capitol dome if the Rockies make the playoffs” — and his subsequent vow to make good on this lost bet. He proved as good as his (second) word yesterday, gamely lapping the golden cap in…

Re-create 68 plans anti-war march and rally to recreate the “massive” 68 protesters that converged during the DNC

Glenn Spagnuolo and Mark Cohen — they’re baaaaaack. Yes, the two local lefties behind Re-create 68 — whose Weather Underground rhetoric and overblown protest predictions before the Democratic National Convention allowed the Denver Police Department to work itself into an orgy of security spending — have re-emerged with something called…

Could Stan Kroenke be getting into bed with Rush Limbaugh?

Talk-show blather king Rush Limbaugh didn’t exactly make a splash as a Monday Night Football commentator (except with people who think Donovan McNabb gets overpraised because he’s African-American). But he could get another shot at the NFL soon — as the owner of the St. Louis Rams. And depending upon…

Colorado Ethics Watch’s Chantell Taylor sticks an elbow into Mike Coffman’s “tremendously bruised ego”

While crowing earlier today about an Institute exposé focusing on uncompleted conflict-of-interest forms that embarrassed the Bill Ritter administration, the Independence Institute’s Jon Caldara scoffed at the notion that Colorado Ethics Watch might take action against the Democratic governor’s office. “They file complaints on any Republican at any time,” he…

Twitter Tuesday: Lauren Cook, our featured twit

This week, we asked actual twits why we should follow them. And among the many, many amusing responses we got, the tweet by Lauren Cook (@laurencook) took the prize for its timely nods to two great figures in western history. Find out what she tweeted to sell us, as well…

Help wanted (and not for pot): Westword seeks outdoors writers

Westword.com is looking for mountain-addicted wordsmiths to help us tell the stories of Colorado’s outdoor-sports scene. If you spend your weekends dodging lift lines, count Sniagrab as a national holiday, and — here’s the kicker — can write as well as you board or bike, we want to hear from…

Denver Blogs: Cover boys

Our daily slog through local blogs. From Mile High Report: If you had Week 5 in the “Which Week Will the Broncos Be On the Cover of Sports Illustrated” pool, congratulations. You win! Just in case you weren’t already convinced that charter schools can be disasters, Colorado Independent checks in…

Denver is smarter than every other city — except four

There’s a mechanism in every journalist that’s triggered whenever a list mentions the city where he or she lives. We’re powerless to resist writing about it — and the urge is particularly strong when the results are complimentary, as in the case of The Daily Beast’s roster of America’s smartest…

OMG! Douglas County teens face horrors of sexting

I am back from the front lines of the kiddie porn wars with some shocking news: The prosperous, sprawling suburbs of Douglas County conceal a steamy underbelly of underage sexual exhibitionism. Youth are being exploited right and left. Usually by each other. Sexting — the insidious, technologically inevitable, highly adolescent,…

Jon Caldara doesn’t like being ignored, Mr. Ritter

Late Thursday afternoon, the Independence Institute, a right-leaning think tank, published an article revealing that only one of Governor Bill Ritter’s cabinet members had filed a conflict-of-interest report despite an executive order requiring that everyone do so — a Todd Shepherd-penned piece that led directly to Ritter issuing a new…

Everything’s suspicious in John Elway-narrated terrorism video

Recognizing the 8 Signs of Terrorism, a new video released yesterday by the Center for Empowered Living & Learning (CELL) in conjunction with the International Association of Chiefs of Police conference is an eight-minute plunge (well, six-and-a-half, with about ninety seconds’ worth of credits) into a world where average-looking white…

Marine Lance Hering accepts plea for disappearing act

Marine Lance Hering so didn’t want to return to duty back in 2006 that he and a friend, Steve Powers, cooked up an elaborate story about his disappearance after injury in a Eldorado Canyon climbing accident. The tale and its aftermath (including his arrest in Washington state several months later),…