The Westword.com blog shortcut, May 29 edition

Hello, we must be going. Today in Backbeat Online: • Last night: Punk Rocks at Red Rocks. • Catch the Buzz 3 Mixtape features Spoke-In-Wordz, Playalitical, DJ Chonz. • MP3 Freeloader: Saturday, the Rouge CD release party at Larimer Lounge. • Flier of the Week: Inactivists at the D-Note. •…

Rockies finally get over Clint Hurdle

This morning, we published a blog asking the musical question, “Clint Hurdle: How Many Times Has He Not Been Fired?” Don’t have to ask that anymore: Believe it or don’t, the Rockies pulled the trigger a few hours later. Bench coach Jim Tracy will serve as interim manager — and…

Bonus featured event: There’s Intelligent Life out there

With Intelligent Life, a new documentary screening tomorrow afternoon, Castle Rock filmmaker Brian Malone (the man behind the 2006 media critique Breaking News) sets out to save the world — or at least help slow its de-evolution into a sun-orbiting scrap heap. Malone juxtaposes sequences of nature at its most…

Shmuck of the Week: Anyone wearing stripes

I was feeling a little Shmuck Light this week, unsure that anyone had really risen their shmuck game to a level deserving of this honor, which is fast becoming the Teen Choice Awards of the half-baked-insult-blog world. I engaged our Twitter friends, and even they, at first, were a little…

The other Birdman is coming to Nederland tomorrow

No, not Chris Andersen, you fairweather, bandwagon Nuggets fans. I’m talking about the original Birdman, Tony Hawk. It’s not every day that the most famous skateboarder in the world shows up at a mellow, hippie enclave like Nederland. Hawk and and members of his Birdhouse skateboarding team will be doing…

Clint Hurdle: How many times has he not been fired?

Yesterday afternoon, I was listening to the Klatt and Kreckman Show on Mile High Sports Radio/AM 1510 when the conversation turned to an item just put online by the Denver Post: To wit, Colorado Rockies manager Clint Hurdle hadn’t been fired yet. That the Post considers a non-event to be…

Q&A with Aisha Tyler

Aisha Tyler may not be the complete package, but she comes a helluva closer than the average human. The Dartmouth grad’s appeared in recurring roles on some of television’s biggest hits, including Friends and 24, hosted Talk Soup back when that meant something, appeared in films ranging from Balls of…

The Nuggets aim to break up the Kobe-LeBron love match

Okay, okay: I get it. After watching LeBron James’ epic performance during the fourth quarter of Cleveland’s 112-102 victory over the Orlando last night, when he essentially schooled the entire Magic squad singlehandedly, I understand why the NBA, Nike and assorted TV networks would like to see him and Kobe…

Colorado Crimes: Authorities on the lookout for a penis

Flashing: What a bad feeling — especially if you’re the one being unexpectedly confronted with a closeup view of genitals you really didn’t want to see in the first place. According to the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office, a young man has been waving his package around in serial fashion: once…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, May 28 edition

This is what we did. Today in Backbeat Online: • Last Night: No Doubt, Paramore and The Sounds at Fiddler’s Green. • Q&A with Tracyanne Campbell of Camera Obscura. • Missed FoCoMx? No worries. Check this out. • Musicians: Get your ears lowered for free. • Update: Monolith to reveal…