Dr. Singularity unveils the idiot’s guide to living forever

Local doctor Terry Grossman is betting on living forever. Grossman is the personal physician of Ray Kurzweil, a renowned inventor whose beliefs about a fast-approaching technological “singularity” that will change the nature of existence led Rolling Stone magazine to recently call him “The world’s scariest techno profit.” But there’s nothing…

Relive our April Fool’s Day snowstorm in 76 seconds

As anyone who’s seen Koyaanisqatsi can testify, time-lapse photography is cool — and YouTube regular DenverLapse has made the technique his personal video signature. The clip above captures yesterday’s storm, which screwed up the evening commute but didn’t exactly paralyze the city. Looks great, though, and checking it out won’t…

Has the Boulder Weekly changed its policy about sex ads?

Most alternative-weekly newspapers, including Westword, publish plenty of sexually explicit advertising. Indeed, one of my colleagues once joked that we should print up bumperstickers that read, “Sex Ads Feed My Family.” But in 2001, Boulder Weekly publisher Stewart Sallo took a public stand against this practice. In a column entitled…

7News wins second Peabody award this decade

The Peabody award is the TV-news equivalent of the Pulitzer Prize — and Channel 7 is among the 2008 winners, along with CNN, Saturday Night Live and HBO’s epic John Adams mini-series. The station was honored for “Failing the Children: Deadly Mistakes,” a series of reports about children who died…

Jay Cutler’s latest statement about a trade: What… the… hell?

The ridiculous feud between Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler and new head coach Josh McDaniels finally seemed to have achieved clarity on Tuesday night, when team owner Pat Bowlen issued a statement declaring his intention to trade Sweet Baby Jay. But what to make of statements Cutler made to FoxSports.com last…

Letters from the week of April 2

“Bowled Over,” Jason Sheehan, March 19 Can We Be Frank? What’s with Jason Sheehan’s love for Frank Bonanno? First the review of Bones, capped the next week by the Best New Restaurant (and Best Chef) award in the Best of Denver 2009. They’re just noodles, Jason. And they’ve been done…

Red Rocks Fitness loses its rock

If you think Mountain Dew is Xtreme, then you need to get a load of Joe Hendricks. A caffeinated cola would just slow him down. A former BMX trick rider in the 1980s, Hendricks starred in commercials, invented routines, lent his name to a Huffy bike model and set a…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, April 1 edition

No foolin’. Today in Backbeat Online: • Former Sleeper Horse/Blackout Pact frontman has new band. • Flier of the Week: Night of the Living Shred at Tooey’s. • Record Store Day preview: Bob Dylan gets obscure on vinyl. • Getting started with local music, part one. • Singer charleyBRAND leaks…

Why Germans care so much about Columbine

A film crew from Munich-based FOCUS TV Produktions was in our southwest suburbs during the past few days, interviewing people whose lives have been altered by the Columbine shootings ten years ago — school and police officials, parents and survivors of the massacre, journalists and others. The program plans to…

Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario: (Not) seen at the Denver Auto Show

The 2009 Double Hummer Completely redesigned with U.S taxpayer auto-bailout money, the new Double Hummer will be marketed as the perfect four-wheel-drive vehicle for American Interstate highway driving. With a 116-inch wheelbase, the double-wide track allows all 280 cubic feet of cargo space to be distributed in a single, six-passenger…

Denver ranks among U.S.’s least wasteful cities

We may drive a lot, use a lot of condoms and consume a lot of beer in plastic cups while cursing the Broncos’ defense, but all in all, Denverites are not too wasteful a bunch, according to a recent survey that looks about as scientific as my assertion that we…

Is ProgressNow getting a taste of April Fool’s Day revenge?

Earlier today, the liberal ProgressNow Colorado organization sent out its regular e-mail news digest under the signature of Dick Wadhams, head of the Colorado Republican Party, complete with a goofy pic of Dick at the top. Happy April Fool’s Day! But something not as funny from ProgressNow’s standpoint — but…

Top uncensored comments about the Broncos’ plan to trade Jay Cutler

Last night, during Channel 9’s late newscast, anchor Mark Koebrich mentioned the high volume of comments appearing on the station’s website following the announcement that the Broncos are shopping quarterback Jay Cutler, warning participants that they needed to stick to language that would be acceptable on TV (presumably network TV,…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, March 31 edition

What’s your area code again? Today in Backbeat Online: • 3OH!3 cautions: Don’t trust a… bro? • Something’s Phishy here. • Here we are. Now entertain us: Dualistics channel Nirvana. Sheryl Renee pays tribute to Marvin Gaye. • Last Night: The Prids at Larimer Lounge. Today in Cafe Society: •…