Shmuck: Bob and Justin Schaffer Come Undone

Schmucky Schaffer the younger. “Slavery gets shit done,” according to the Facebook page for Justin Schaffer, son of U.S. Senate candidate Bob Schaffer, but shmuckiness gets it undone. Earlier this week, a story broke about the younger Schaffer, whose page on the Facebook website included content that some people deemed…

Frances and Monica Owens on Cindy McCain: She’s Nifty

Cindy McCain in a photo that begs for a cougar joke I’m way too classy to make. The August 6 Denver Post brings us “Cindy McCain is Perfect for First Lady,” in which Frances Owens, Colorado’s former first lady, and her daughter Monica spend 337 words to say, in essence,…

Why James Morgese Is Leaving Channel 6

James Morgese James Morgese is leaving Channel 6, a.k.a. Rocky Mountain PBS, after fifteen years as the outlet’s president and general manager — and he doesn’t want anyone to think he was forced out. “The station is fiscally sound and my relationship with the board [of directors] is sound,” he…

DNC Protesters Tent State Plan Pepsi Center Sleepover

Who wants some s’mores? When Judge Marcia Krieger ruled yesterday that the city’s plans for protesters are A-okay, convention planners no doubt breathed a huge sigh of relief that they wouldn’t have to dismantle the massive media tent they’ve erected between the demonstration zone and the Pepsi Center. But the…

Brandon Marshall and Arrested Development

Did we take that before you were ready, Mr. Marshall? Yessir, Brandon Marshall sounded like Mr. Responsibility at an August 6 press conference following the announcement of his three-game suspension for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy — punishment meted out due in part to a domestic-violence warrant signed out…

The Mysterious Departure of KOA’s Reggie McDaniel

Reggie McDaniel Movie and restaurant reviewer Reggie McDaniel is a longtime presence on KOA/850 AM, having hosted weekend shows and popped up Fridays during Mike Rosen’s chatfest and The Ride Home, the afternoon-drive program co-hosted by Dave Logan and Lois Melkonian. But he’s been absent from the air for several…

Frances and Monica Owens on Cindy McCain: She’s Nifty

Cindy McCain in a photo that begs for a cougar joke I’m way too classy to make. The August 6 Denver Post brings us “Cindy McCain is Perfect for First Lady,” in which Frances Owens, Colorado’s former first lady, and her daughter Monica spend 337 words to say, in essence,…

Ron Judish to Launch New Gallery

In the 1990s, Ron Judish ran one of the best galleries Denver has ever known, Ron Judish Fine Arts. He first opened his eponymous operation in LoDo and then founded a successor in Highland, before economic conditions forced him into an early retirement. During the last few years, he’s had…

Brett Favre’s Trade Means One Less Circus in Town, Damn It

Guess who. Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre’s trade to the New York Jets late on August 6, about which you may have heard, has negative repercussions on the preseason schedule of your Denver Broncos. The Pack is slated to face off against the Broncos on August 22, and had…

Colorado Mountain Lion Fever: Catch It!

Here kitty, kitty. It’s like living in an episode of When Animals Attack. On August 5 in New Castle, a man shot and killed a mountain lion he said was on his trail just a day after another of the critters got into a home in Idledale and snacked on…

Brett Favre’s Trade Means One Less Circus in Town, Damn It

Guess who. Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre’s trade to the New York Jets late on August 6, about which you may have heard, has negative repercussions on the preseason schedule of your Denver Broncos. The Pack is slated to face off against the Broncos on August 22, and had…

Letters to the Editor

“Pain Management,” Alan Prendergast, July 31 What a Pain! Mr. Editor, do you really think that I will believe the words of the guy who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement, a few warrants, etc.? In addition to that, I find it hard to believe that a cop went…

Denver artists button up the DNC

It’s getting close to the DNC donkey hour in Denver. And to celebrate the national spotlight and promote the Denver art community, marketing expert Julie Byerlein has enlisted a group of artists to make a series of cool, artsy buttons, each depicting a donkey doing something different in Denver. The…

A New Movement

Need more port-a-potty politics? Read about protesters’ vaunted House of Urine here. For months now, a cloud has hovered over Denver — a brown cloud. But this one is different than the one that draped the city in the ’80s; it’s darker, more musky and primal, generated not by car…

The ‘House of Urine’ Rumor Evaporates

Need more port-a-potty politics? Read about Westword’s Denver Doo Doo Accord here. Denver City Councilman Doug Linkhart got more than he bargained for when he mentioned to reporters last month that the Denver Fire Department was aware of a residence in town where protesters are supposedly storing up urine to…

For Colorado Rapids fans, it’s hard to be hooligans

(Read more tales of soccer fanaticism — including a breakdown of some of the game’s greatest disasters and the story of Spain’s biggest rivalry — at the Latest Word blog.) As part of this year’s season-ticket holder package for the Colorado Rapids, fans were offered the choice of attending a…

The Westword.com Blog Shortcut, August 6 Edition

Geez — this blogging seems to be catching on… The Cat’s Pajamas shows off trendy fashions for the well-heeled as well as tips about how to express-shop for less. Sort of a retail yin and yang, if you will. Backbeat Online presents extended Q&As with the men of Git Some…

More Hot, Steaming Doo Doo Accord Coverage!

Discussion of The Denver Doo Doo Accord is burning up the web-o-sphere! Read about it at Michelle Malkin’s blog, the Denver Post, 5280 Magazine’s blog, the Slapstick Politics blog, and, of course, The Drunkablog. Also, The Rocky Mountain News’ story about the accord that was placed on the paper’s site…