Delegating Denver #45 of 56: South Carolina

View Larger Image South Carolina Total Number of Delegates: 54 Pledged: 45 Unpledged: 9 How to Recognize a South Carolina Delegate: The tourism slogan of “Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places” is just a poetic figure of speech for this state’s ability to “grin and bear it.” South Carolinians have not had…

Glendale John, Flushed

May 18, 2007, was a tough day on the job for Lieutenant Mike Gross of the Glendale Police Department. The sometime spokesman for the department was playing the john in a sting operation at the Staybridge Suites in Glendale, entertaining a series of women he’d found in escort ads. Tatiana…

Tornados, the Bolder Boulder and Local TV Realities

Local television tends to shine when covering actual breaking news, as opposed to the sort that’s overhyped in an attempt to get folks to tune in to evening updates even when nothing out of the ordinary is happening — and that was certainly the case on May 22 in the…

Shmuck of the Week

When it comes to shmucks, it’s hard to beat a guy who leaves a three-year-old girl alone in a car while he gets his groove on at a strip club — although the girl’s mother likely wants to. As first reported first by Westword, Alan Baxter was arrested on May…

Alternate Soundtrack to the 2008 Campaign

This has been a groundbreaking and altogether interesting election process, but the music, as per usual, is bland – do presidential candidates listen to music? Do we really want to elect someone without knowing their tastes? You could all win my vote if you switched some things up…

Institute of Sociometry Communiqué: Operation Qwest Vex

Special Agent Peter Miles Regenold Bergman of the Institute of Sociometry relayed this official memo concerning a recent experi-stunt involving those stacks of Qwest phone books that Dex routinely abandons in lobbies of offices and apartments across the city. This marks the first action the Institute has undertaken downtown since…

Bjørn Melhus Launches the DAM’s Fusebox

Christoph Heinrich, curator of modern and contemporary art at the Denver Art Museum, must be having a contest with the MCA’s Cydney Payton to see who can find the most obscure, yet internationally known, artists and bring them to Denver. Fitting this description is Bjørn Melhus, a Norwegian who lives…

A Prison Murder on the Web?

On May 20, a federal jury decided to give Rudy Sablan a life sentence rather than the death penalty for the gruesome 1999 slaying of another inmate at the high-security penitentiary in Florence. That same day, Prison Legal News filed suit in Denver federal court, seeking the release of the…

Editorial Cartoonists Get Animated

In the May 22 Message column, Rocky Mountain News cartoonist Ed Stein (pictured) discusses his decision to end “Denver Square,” his long-running local comic strip — and while he declines to talk about specific plans for future projects, Rocky editor/publisher/president John Temple hints that they’ll likely involve animation. Turns out,…

Letters to the Editor

“Taco the Town,” Adam Cayton-Holland, May 15 Up and Adam I don’t care what everyone says, Adam; even if you are a pretentious asshole at times, I fucking love your column. I hate Toxic Hell almost as much as I despise the growing sect of our culture I have come…

A Libertarian Takes Aim at the White House

If Christine Smith is elected president this November, she wouldn’t be the first published author in the oval office, or the first marksman, or even the first redhead. But she would be the first woman, the first Coloradan, and the first person to have written a book about the spirituality…

What’s So Funny’s Kopelgänger

This past Saturday, a column appeared in the Rocky Mountain News under the headline “At ‘Westword,’ the sh— must go on.” The piece was penned by a balding man named Dave Kopel, and the two dashes in the headline weren’t referring to “show.” No, Kopel was citing our rag’s predilection…

Ed Stein Moves Out of “Denver Square”

The Rocky Mountain News’s Ed Stein is ending “Denver Square,” his long-running comic strip, on May 21, but he’s not wrapping up his career at the paper — and for that he’s grateful, particularly since editorial cartoonists in general have become an endangered species. “More and more, you’ve got managers…

Going, Going, Gone

Jessica Young can remember the exact moment when politics infiltrated what was until then her exclusively biological viewpoint regarding the Gunnison sage grouse. “I was out to breakfast with a lot of different guys from the Division of Wildlife,” says Young, then a visiting scholar at Western State College of…

Beavers and Bluegrass: After Oregon and Kentucky

It’s not often that you can mute an Obama victory speech and still get the full weight of the message. His fine oratory, sharpened and grounded by the five-month primary season, is still his best political weapon, one that will doubtless be called upon relentlessly to smother the woeful delivery…

Author Chuck Palahniuk’s Promotional Porn Ventures

Plenty of authors are shy about pimping themselves — but not Chuck Palahniuk, the subject of a Q&A conducted in advance of a May 22 event at the Tattered Cover LoDo. His website is a hype spot par excellence that currently lavishes attention on his latest book, Snuff, via t-shirts…

Snuff Author Chuck Palahniuk Predicts Columbine Porn

Beginning with the 1996 publication of his provocative book Fight Club, author Chuck Palahniuk has earned a reputation for writing things that many of us wouldn’t dare think, let alone put into print – and he hasn’t lost this quality during the intervening years. In the following Q&A, held in…

Michael Asberry, RIP

Back in February 2007, after the murder of Darrent Williams had Denver on edge about gangs, Michael Asberry told Luke Turf how tough it was to get out of the gang life for this story. And Asberry knew all about gang life: He’d started the Crips here back when he…