Columnist Diane Carman Is Leaving the Denver Post

Plenty of veteran scribes have left the Denver Post during the past year or so — but the impending departure of columnist Diane Carman, which staffers learned about on the afternoon of October 8, may be the most surprising to date. Why? Earlier this year, the Post announced a buyout…

Oceanaire A Cool Breeze

Like me, you could just say fuck it and eat the pound of bacon guilt-free, figuring there’s also a chance that you’ll get hit by a bus out in front of the new Oceanaire Seafood Room and, if you do, you’ll at least die with a sated smile of your…

Delegating Denver #12 of 56: Florida

View larger image Florida Total Number of Delegates: 210* Pledged: 185* Unpledged: 25 *The Democratic National Committee has threatened to reduce these numbers by half if the Florida Democratic Party does not move its caucus date from January 29, 2008, to February 5, 2008, or later. How to Recognize a…

What Is Michael Ian Black Elk Speaks, Alex?

If you only recognize Michael Ian Black as the talking head on VH1 or the guy hawking Sierra Mist between first downs, than you have truly been missing out. And you’re an idiot. Because although those appearances are certainly smirk-inducing, Black is a bona fide alternative-comedy superhero, dishing out some…

The Ultimate Croc

It’s hard to miss the ever-proliferating product line of Niwot-based Crocs, those happy-go-ugly purveyors of crayon-colored plastic boat shoes. Factories around the world are now cranking out enough of the patented closed-resin, hole-riddled footwear to fill endless miles of future landfills. Wal-Marts are teeming with endless knockoffs and logo-riddled variations,…

Dalton Trumbo Statue Set for Unveiling

The late Dalton Trumbo was clearly among the most famous (and infamous) persons born in Colorado since 1900. An impassioned novelist best known for 1939’s anti-war manifesto Johnny Got His Gun, he was blacklisted as part of the so-called Hollywood Ten for his past associations with Communism. During the period…

88 Arrested at Columbus Parade Protest

See a slide show of the parade and protest. A reported 88 protesters were arrested at the Columbus Day Parade in downtown Denver earlier today. The demonstration brought the parade procession to a standstill for more than an hour. The stand-off between police and the anti-Columbus group Transform Columbus Day…

Are Travis Henry and Ricky Williams SAFER One Toke Over the Line?

We have no one to blame but ourselves. It’s not just that Colorado, and Denver specifically, has some of the most liberal marijuana laws in the country. We have the best weed too. What’s a guy like Travis Henry, who already has well-documented issues with temptation, supposed to do when…

Immigrant Hater of the Week: “honest and hard working!”

This week’s hater comes via Tom Tancredo’s presidential campaign blog which recently began featuring a DAILY OUTRAGE column to highlight crimes committed by immigrants. One commenter, the self-identified “M Sirag” typed oh-so-eloquently on the (widely contested) notion that immigrants strain the U.S. economy:…

His Name Was Mud

David McSwane was back in the pages of the Denver dailies today, with a page-five article in the Rocky Mountain News detailing how the editor-in-chief of the Rocky Mountain Collegian at Colorado State University will be allowed to keep his job after the whole “Fuck Bush” debacle. Appearing next to…

Denver Post Overhauls Its Entertainment Section

As noted in this October 1 More Messages blog, the Denver Post’s redesign, which was unveiled along with the Sunday, September 30, issue, didn’t make much of a first impression, in part because the changes were comparatively minor and subtle. But the October 5 paper features quite a noticeable alteration…

Jonestown, October 5

Here’s a brief look at some of the items Americans are desperate to learn about today: Topps meat After 67 years in business, the Topps Meat company is going out of business. The final straw was a 21 million ton beef recall, the second largest in American history. A few…

Life by Chocolate

Last night’s Witches of Eastwick Meet Le Chocolat soiree at Littleton’s the Melting Pot was a lesson in how decadent food doesn’t necessarily have to kill you. Julie Pech (pictured), the self-proclaimed Chocolate Therapist, was at hand to discuss the various health benefits of chocolate (yes, you read that right)…

Cavemen? Ugh.

Cavemen is nothing new. ABC’s foray into meta-television was touted as being something that TV had never seen before, but really, in no way is that true. Not one way. Let’s count ‘em up. First, it’s not even close to being the first series featuring cavemen. And obviously, I’m referring…

David McSwane Remains Editor of CSU Paper

David McSwane, editor of the Rocky Mountain Collegian, the student newspaper serving Colorado State University, was scolded by CSU’s board of student communications at an October 4 meeting for authorizing a September 21 editorial reading “FUCK BUSH.” But he didn’t lose his job over the controversy at the heart of…

The Hush-Hush World of Attorney-Attorney Privilege

News that the state’s Attorney Regulation Counsel won’t be filing a formal complaint against Carol Chambers, the big-stick district attorney for the 18th Judicial District, dribbled out in the backhand fashion typical of the ARC’s highly confidential dealings with Colorado’s wayward lawyers…

How To Watch The Rockies Game From Your Cube

Rockies playoff baseball – Catch the fever! At 1pm on a Thursday. Leave it to the MLB to schedule the Rockies first playoff series in 12 years (which, shockingly, is two years fewer than the last time the Phillies hosted a post-season game) smack-dab in between daytime TV paragons The…

Shirt Happens, After Columbus Day

The $17.99 T-shirt features a historic photo depicting a well-armed Geronimo and a few friends above this slogan: “Homeland Security: Fighting terrorism since 1492.” It’s available at the Colorado History Museum gift shop — but only if you ask for it specifically, since the clerks are keeping the shirts in…