Strip Search

Nobody wants to talk about Jennifer Marcum. Not the girls who stripped with her at Shotgun Willie’s. Not the man with whom she was living. Not the men she may have testified against. Not the father of her child. Not her incarcerated ex-boyfriend, who was the last man to see…

Horse Play

After seven days of deliberation in Arapahoe County — the longest trial Judge Stephen R. Ruddick’s courtroom had ever seen — Bill Stiffler was acquitted on six counts of animal cruelty on June 21. Witnesses who testified to the neglect they had seen and documented at Stiffler’s Denver-area horse rescue…

Family Affair

In January, it looked like the McAdam family was finally on their way to a happy ending. Denver Juvenile Court was letting parents David and Tiffany bring home their oldest son, four-year-old Martin. Once he was settled, the Denver Department of Human Services would start transitioning the couple’s six-month-old baby,…

Letters to the Editor

Rock My Real World! Shake and fake: Regarding Jared Jacang Maher’s “Get Real,” in the June 22 issue: The story about the fake Real World was quite possibly the most entertaining thing I have read…ever. I absolutely loved every juicy and drunken word, not to mention the flat-out lies. I’m…

Transplanting a Landmark

In most cities, the move of a bookstore from one part of the metro area to another would make about as much news as the average homeowner’s decision to stop mowing his lawn crosscut-style. In Denver, however, the Tattered Cover isn’t just a point of pride. It’s taken on near-landmark…

More Messages: Seems Like Old Times

Talk about an unpleasant flashback. On the June 26 edition of MSNBC’s Live & Direct, vile hostess Rita Cosby was rasping about the unsolved murder of JonBenet Ramsey amid the squawking and exhortations of two (loudly) talking heads: Mike Kane, listed as a “former special prosecutor” (he was part of…

Loser!

Some games, I suppose, I just wasn’t meant to enjoy. For the bulk of the past month I have been gorging on the beautiful, bountiful orgy of international football — I’m sorry, soccer — that is the World Cup. There are many Americans who may find this habit curious; to…

More Messages: The Long Goodbye

The page-one headline atop the Denver Post story announcing the death of onetime Boulderite Patsy Ramsey was generic in the extreme: “Slain Girl’s Mom Dies.” But despite the best efforts of Post editors, Ramsey will not slip anonymously into the grave. Her death at age 49 (she was first diagnosed…

Reality Bytes

Who knew the people of Denver were so passionate about reality TV? The response to Westword’s Real World prank has been both lovely and livid. Mere hours after the article hit the stands, the letters started coming in, with sentiments ranging from Abbe’s “brilliant, truly brilliant,” to Randy’s “yet another…

Holtzman Halts

Marc Holtzman’s emotional exit from the governor’s race Thursday, after the Colorado Supreme Court declined to monkey with the established process for petitioning your way onto the ballot, was the final take on a death scene that’s been dragged out for weeks — or months, if you believe he never…

More Messages: Death Be Not Loud

On June 22, Diane Woolwine, 65, died after being hit by a motorhome while participating in the annual Ride the Rockies bicycling tour; the accident took place outside the small community of Salida. Even though the motorhome driver wasn’t cited in the accident, the story seemed likely to get big…

More Messages: Drew, Too

In the June 22 Message column, Channel 9 sportscaster Drew Soicher revealed that he collects insulting e-mails directed at him — but due to space constraints dictated by the printed page, only a couple of excerpts were included as examples. What follow are some additional, and equally hysterical, examples of…

Swap Talk

Waited too long at Scarlet Ranch on 6/10… Couple near the play bed/swing wearing a see-through black top and short skirt. You kept smiling at us and we were too shy to come over. We were the couple sitting on the edge of the massage table. We waited too long…

Snow Job

Rumors started flying after the article “Pimp” was published in last September’s issue of Skiing magazine. “A lot of gossip,” says World Cup skier Lindsey Kildow, who lives in Boulder. “I don’t remember if we figured out the deal with it.” Jon Billman’s story followed a pro big-mountain skier –…

Group Grope

The founding fathers and mothers of Colorado’s swingers scene meet twice a month at the Best Western Hotel at 200 West 48th Avenue. Established in 1969, the Golden Circle Social Club is considered one of the longest-running swingers clubs in the nation, and its 300 members include couples from their…

Get Real

Our town, our beautiful Denver, is being hussied up in slut skirts and hair gel just so some corporate dicks can film their next season of The Real World. Our pure mountains majesty, our folksy ways, being sullied and pranced around like some martini-infused, oversexed marionette peering into the wasted…

Shticky Situation

Channel 9 sportscaster Drew Soicher is more interested in appealing to people who don’t follow sports than those who do. “The sports fans are easy,” he says. “Even if they don’t like you, they’ll watch — so why would I aggressively recruit them? But I personally think non-sports fans make…

KYG Uh-O

Top Ten Reasons for David Letterman to Call Colorado and Banter With KYGO DJs: 10. Because Regis Philbin’s phone was busy. 9. Because he wanted to make sure his old stalker, Western Slope resident Margaret Ray, had stayed dead after committing suicide back in 1998. (She knelt in front of…

Teachers Fret

Teachers are fast becoming the postal workers of the modern era. There was a time back before the Commies ruined everything, back when June Cleaver made dinner and sucked Ward off and liked it, when being a mailman was as noble a trade as a young boy could aspire to…

Letters to the Editor

Made in the Shade A new leaf: Inspired by Amy Haimerl’s “Civic Duty,” in the June 15 issue, here’s my version of “Trees” (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer): I thought that I would never see A park that didn’t have a tree, But Denver Parks turned down its thumbs: These…

Gael Force

Dinner at Mel’s on Monday night for Gael Greene (see “Sex and the City”) and about fifty of her dearest admirers. Was it a good time? Tough to say. For starters, the median age in the room (not counting press) was ancient, and most of the diners were rushing the…

And the Winner Is…

Some of the best scenes at the Colorado Theatre Guild’s Henry Awards Monday night: Donna Debreceni and her band tearing into the evening’s songs and musical commentaries. The creators of Assassins — a show that was put together by Next Stage with gum, safety pins and a treasure trove of…