Brian O’Connell was supposed to stand trial on June 23, facing fourteen criminal counts. Instead, he went to Disney World. That excursion violated the conditions of his bond, and when O’Connell returned to Colorado, he was arrested. His attorney also withdrew from the case because of a conflict of interest,…
All signs these days point to Colfax Avenue, where Brian House has posted nearly 150 palm-sized yellow arrows on signs, doors and alleys. The effort isn’t part of the city administration’s upscaling of America’s Main Street, though; House is just a hometown boy bringing public awareness to a worldwide scavenger…
Thursdays at Hemingway’s, as any profiler of the opposite sex can tell you, usually go off. Show up there around ten, and the waft of desperation hits you like a Wiffle bat to the face. DU girls in their skimpiest textiles bump uglies with goony idiots, their fat necks obscured…
According to Steve Kelley, his July 25 debut as impresario of Good Day Colorado, Channel 31’s morning program, went so smoothly that “we knew there was going to be a problem” on day two — and the longtime KOA radio star, who’s taking his first shot at TV under the…
The Vinyl Solution On the edge: In the July 28 “Art Attack,” Ernie Tucker did a pretty good job profiling Jack Jensen and his new venture at the old Ichabod’s, may it rest in peace. However, it seems Tucker was hypnotized by Jensen’s Buddy Holly cool — enough so that…
Immigration is personal to Lilian Shea. She understands it as no citizen of the United States can. But immigration’s so close to her heart that she doesn’t quite grasp the magnitude of the animosity surrounding the issue today. “I understand immigrants and I understand citizens,” she says. “I understand black…
The air conditioner was too noisy, so someone shut it off and let the hundred or so people packed into the cafeteria sweat it out. The heat is on in the immigrant community, anyway. Already controversial, the subject of immigration boiled over in May, after a Mexican dishwasher in this…
Pop artist Jack Jensen doesn’t want anyone kissing his ass, although he’s likely to tell folks to plant one on his posterior anyway. “It’s a punk attitude,” shrugs the 49-year-old, a grin hung beneath black-rimmed glasses and the brown pompadour he’s sported for decades. “I preach healthy anarchy.” And his…
Donovan Busta may just be the man who finally dethrones Sonya Thomas. The 37-year-old, 105-pound Thomas, the number-two-ranked competitive eater in the world, managed to eat 161 chicken wings — 5.09 pounds — in twelve minutes at last year’s National Buffalo Chicken Wing Festival. But Donovan, ranked number 27, is…
After nearly three years of fighting, Susan Demander finally won her battle against the Douglas County Assessor’s Office. Demander had been arguing since 2003 that her Victorian-style office building should not be valued more highly than the almost-identical property next door (“A Tale of Two Buildings,’ July 7). When she…
Chris LaFore begged the judge’s forgiveness for using the present tense when she talked about her dead son Jason in a Jefferson County courtroom last Tuesday. Almost nine months earlier, Gregory Nester had pulled his truck and trailer out in front of Jason; Jason’s motorcycle had collided with the truck,…
The Oh My Goddess coffee shop, at 1526 East Colfax Avenue, found many followers when it introduced its “We’re Not Starbucks” specials, but goodwill wasn’t enough to overcome the very bad vibes of Brent J. Brents. After the serial rapist confessed to being a regular at the joint, no amount…
In Drew Massey’s world, there’s not much separating confidence from cockiness. The 35-year-old entrepreneur tosses around names like Ted Turner and Jeff Bezos as nonchalantly as if they were drinking buddies, and smiles knowingly as he argues that ManiaTV!, a web-based television network he founded last September, is more than…
Although a riveting “Rose Is Rose” storyline — in which Pascuale’s guardian angel follows the family on a road trip — has kept What’s So Funny’s attention focused squarely on the funny pages lately, we did get wind of a recent Tom Tancredo slip-up. Piecing together overheard snippets of RTD…
Spin Control As you like it: This is my response to Dave Herrera’s response to all the stink about DJs at the Westword Music Showcase (The Beatdown, July 14). I don’t discount the point made that what DJs (all of them) do requires a high degree of skill and focus,…
1. FORGET THE PAST They laid Ma Bell to rest in Denver last month, on the last day of the second quarter of the fiscal year. She was a sick old gal, but nobody could agree on the cause of death. Rot and parasites had been eating away at her…
In 1975, Colorado freshman congressman Tim Wirth got it into his head to seek a seat on the House Telecommunications Subcommittee. It wasn’t considered a glamorous assignment, but the young Democrat had a keen interest in the cable-television industry, an emerging force spearheaded by Denver mavericks such as Bill Daniels…
If you’re the type who gets off on the intellectual intersection between city planning, economics, public policy and artful culture — and especially if you’re a starving artist — Ginger White may be the wonkette of your dreams. Two months ago, the 31-year-old was hired by the Denver Office of…
Here Off Limits sits, in the belly of the beast, right across the street from Planned Parenthood headquarters, and not a peep from the Reverend Flip Benham and his traveling circus, Operation Save America, which launched its “Name and Shame Campaign” in Denver — “ground zero,” they call it –…
“Hey, man, do you need some weed?” a young Hispanic man with a black eye asked What’s So Funny as we strolled gingerly through Civic Center Park, not skipping, but not not skipping, on a smoldering-hot Tuesday morning. “No thanks, man,” we responded. “But do you have any suggestions on…
On July 8, confessed serial rapist Brent J. Brents, who’d received an epic 1,319-year sentence in Denver two days earlier, appeared in Arapahoe County Court to learn how many more theoretical decades he would be ordered to serve for his heinous behavior in that jurisdiction. While there, according to observers,…
Cowboy Up What’s not so funny: I don’t know who or what Adam Cayton-Holland is — meaning if he’s gay or straight — but I was highly offended by what he wrote regarding the gay rodeo in the July 14 What’s So Funny? He should have taken the mayor’s advice…
