CSI: Denver

On the sixth floor of Denver police headquarters at 1331 Cherokee Street is a cluster of rooms few people know about. From these spartan offices that overlook the mountains beyond and the city below, murders, rapes and robberies are solved. It’s the cop shop’s very own crime lab, where handwriting…

Student Aid

College senior Sally Vizas is no stranger to the chilly reception law-enforcement types give families and private investigators looking into cold cases. “Calling police and sheriff’s departments has been a huge pain. Some have not wanted to cooperate at all,” she says. “When I called Adams County, someone in the…

Strike One, You’re Out!

David Ryan Urton, a 21-year-old cadet at the United States Air Force Academy, faces possible disenrollment and a $100,000 fine for taking beer to an off-campus party attended by underage cadets. This is the second example in as many days of how the academy is compensating for past indiscretions. In…

Pop Quiz

1. The Endangered Species Act celebrates its thirtieth anniversary this month. Which targeted critter became the focus of an early fight? A. Plympton’s penguin. B. The snail darter. C. Colorado lynx. D. Dobbs’s bacteria. 2. Speaking of endangered, upon hearing that Homeland Security czar Tom Ridge endorsed legal illegals, Congressman…

Follow That Story

Attendance at the premier annual fundraising event for the Denver Public Library was down this year, a sign that tension between the library administration and the Friends of the DPL may be costing the library support. Normally, much of Denver’s high society turns out for the gala event, but just…

Off Limits

Calling Alan Jackson! If ever clothes made the man, it’s apparent in the makeover of new Denver City Council representative-at-large Doug Linkhart. We mean no disrespect. We’re fond of the councilman known as “Leftie Linkhart,” as fellow makeover victim Charlie Brown (Off Limits, December 11) swears the other council reps…

The Message

When ex-pitcher Jim Bouton appeared on the November 28 edition of Bill Moyers’s signature PBS program, NOW With Bill Moyers, he thought he was simply promoting his latest book, Foul Ball. But afterward, he and Moyers were beaned by complaints from pretty much every entity Bouton portrays as villains in…

This Does Not Compute

Most of us never come close to solving the great mysteries of life. You know: What’s a “Hoya”? Do Jesus and Mohammed get together for lunch? How does the washing machine know to take in four socks and give back only three? Where have the Bush twins gone? I mean…

Letters to the Editor

The Lost Boy Tales from the dark side: Regarding Laura Bond’s “Nowhere Boy,” in the December 4 issue: My wife and I were foster parents for three years; coincidentally, it was for Lost and Found Inc. Although we had three teenage boys, all dealing with difficult issues that had landed…

Power to the People

Prowers County sits just shy of the Kansas border. Most of the 14,219 people who live here struggle to survive by growing winter wheat and grazing cattle. They know other Coloradans may not consider their home on the southeastern plains to be one of the state’s more scenic regions, but…

It Takes a Village

The saga of the East Village housing project has finally come to an end. Last week, wrecking crews arrived at the 16.5-acre site off Park Avenue West just east of downtown to begin demolishing what had started as planned housing for the 1976 Winter Olympics but soon deteriorated into a…

Pop Quiz

1. Which food would not be a breeding zone for bacteria if left at room temp for more than two hours? A. Roast turkey. B. Shrimp. C. Yummy baked ham. D. Brain tacos. 2. Which is not a symptom of food poisoning? A. Rockies pitching. B. Weakness. C. Fever. D…

Strike One, Youre Out!

David Ryan Urton, a 21-year-old cadet at the United States Air Force Academy, faces possible disenrollment and a $100,000 fine for taking beer to an off-campus party attended by underage cadets. This is the second example in as many days of how the academy is compensating for past indiscretions. In…

Off Limits

“I haven’t been measured for anything in years,” says Charlie Brown. Denver City Council’s resident cowboy is standing in Suavecito’s, the Santa Fe Drive boutique run by former social workers Craig Peña and Jay Salas, and he’s looking a little bewildered at the prospect of being fitted for a suit…

The Message

Tim Brown, chief executive officer of Denver’s NRC Broadcasting, is normally an upbeat fellow — and why wouldn’t he be? On December 5, he filed paperwork with the Federal Communications Commission to buy NRC’s twelfth radio station in just over eighteen months. KKHI-FM/105.5, currently held by Laramie Mountain Broadcasting, is…

A Shot in the Dark

A few years back, I was sitting with a friend in a duck blind. It was a slow day of hunting, and we were discussing the recently passed Colorado initiative outlawing the spring bear hunt. The new law also prohibited baiting while pursuing a bear — a good thing, I…

Letters to the Editor

Wed Alert! Marilyn uh-oh: Regarding Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario in the December 4 issue, “A Most-Grave Situation,” here’s a letter to Marilyn Musgrave: I am saddened by your attempt to devalue me as both an American and a beautiful creation of God. My main issue with you is that you…

Nowhere Boy

For David Mallamo, fantasy has always been kinder than reality. At fifteen, with scruffy brown hair and glasses, he resembles his hero, Harry Potter — a boy who’s abused by his family but finds power and adventure in an alternate world. Now living in his tenth home since birth, David…

The Centers of the Storm

The structure of public funding for mental-health care changed dramatically in 1995, when Colorado moved from a fee-for-service system and began to operate on a managed-care model. Eight mental-health assessment and service agencies, known as MHASAs, were contracted by the state to provide mental-health services to Medicaid recipients, while seventeen…

Frag or Be Fragged

The Gods of the Internet have truly blessed the geeks of Parker. They’ve bestowed onto local gamers a physical location where they can get their fix of virtual violence and computer camaraderie. It fell from the sky, they say, a little more than a year ago, landing with a dull…

Pop Quiz

1. Which words did the Colorado Supreme Court NOT use when rejecting last year’s GOP-friendly legislative map scribbled by the General Assembly? A. “Unprecedented power.” B. “Abhorring such a transfer.” C. “Res ipso loquitur (The thing speaks for itself.)” D. “Having failed.” 2. Clinton Portis helped keep the Broncos’ possibilities…

Follow That Story

Diane and Elaine Klimaszewski, the buxom blond Coors Light twins, have been busy little ladies in the year since they graced Westword’s cover (“The Light Stuff,” January 23). On top of their daily duties of working teenage boys into a frenzy and helping Coors sell buckets of beer, they have…