What’s the Word?

A yellowing newspaper clipping from the Houston Chronicle hangs on the wall in Al Sanders’s home office in Fort Collins. The matted and framed article, dated January 27, 1964, is accompanied by a photograph of a five-year-old boy, identified as Austin Sanders III, sitting on his mother’s lap. He is…

Letters to the Editor

The Bust of Denver Hair today, gone tomorrow: Way to go, Westword! Thanks for including Best Hair on a TV Personality in the Best of Denver 2002, but leaving out all references to Latin music, hip-hop acts, children’s theater, and comedy theater and acts! Why not just include “Cutest Couple”…

An Either Ore Situation

Lower downtown, where splashy multimillion-dollar lofts are common, isn’t an easy place to impress people architecturally. One LoDo couple spent a small fortune importing sandstone from India for the exterior of their home, while a bachelor who moved into a LoDo penthouse reportedly covered his bedroom walls with mink. Aware…

The Hot Seat

The football season may have ended in January, but the Denver Broncos began running a new play on March 5. That’s when team lawyer David A. Bailey signed and mailed form letters threatening legal action to 100 of the football team’s richest fans. The recipients had all missed the February…

Appointed Hours

Montview Heights is a sizable apartment complex in Aurora, with fifty units that are, at least from the outside, similar to one another: modest, two-story, single-family dwellings, each with a small front and back yard. Like the buildings they live in, Montview’s tenants — a racially mixed group — have…

Sloan of Contention

The very essence of history is at stake. About ten years ago, after the City of Denver installed new signs around its parks, Roger Oram noticed two inaccuracies: Berkeley Park was missing the final “e,” and Sloan’s Lake Park was missing the “‘s.” Oram, who lives halfway between the two…

Off Limits

The Roman Catholic Church has been rocked in recent months by revelations of sexual misconduct by clergy and the failure of some bishops to react decisively, and the country’s faithful have responded in various ways. Some prayed. Some raised holy hell. Others raised cash and tried to elevate consciousness. Among…

April Fools

Most staffers at major metropolitan dailies go their entire careers without writing a front-page article that turns out to be completely bogus. So kudos to the Denver Post’s Trent Seibert, who’s managed to pull off this rare achievement twice in the span of a month. Someone inform the Pulitzer committee…

A Really Rocky Start

This may be Cowtown, but that wasn’t Moooo! the Coors Field multitudes started yelling at the top of the third inning Monday afternoon. An eminently catchable fly ball had just dropped for a hit between outgoing shortstop Juan Uribe and incoming left-fielder Todd Hollandsworth, scoring Houston’s Craig Biggio, and 50,392…

Letters to the Editor

Snap Judgments Film at ten: It was a tough chore to pick the most intestine-twisting bit in Patricia Calhoun’s March 28 “Secret Agents” piece on Columbine. Was it the fact that the 3-D cartoons that make up the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department now have a network of stellar reps leaking…

A Wing and a Prayer

The wind is cold, sharp, and blowing steadily from the east at five knots. The clouds are thick but airy, blotting the sky in patches. The temperature hangs at a chill 37 degrees. Cole Kugel squints into the noonday sun and smiles. He is anxious, excited. He has waited a…

Teacher’s Pet Peeves

A state program that was intended to boost student achievement in low-performing schools by giving teachers extra money is instead creating confusion and dissension. And nowhere is that being felt more than in Denver, which is home to the highest number of struggling schools in Colorado. “It was a misguided…

Off Limits

Seeking refuge from the Friday-night crush inside Lime, the Larimer Square hot spot he opened last November with Denver restaurateur Curt Sims, co-owner William Logan was kicking it in his back office when Lime’s manager bustled in with exciting news: “‘N Sync is coming!” Evidently, the boy band’s tour manager…

Secret Agents

Jefferson County just doesn’t get the message. When confronted with bad news, Jeffco inevitably decides to kill the messenger rather than contemplate the message. Which, almost as inevitably, is this: Someone screwed up. Again. The most recent screwup involves more leaked documents coming out of the Columbine investigation (the grand-champion…

Journey’s End

Both Channel 9 and the Rocky Mountain News have produced plenty of reports of late about Ocean Journey, which will close its doors on April 2 unless a rare form of aquatic life — a well-heeled sucker — decides to donate many millions of dollars to a joint that’s gone…

A Sport for Good Sports

Before last week, I regarded the game of cricket as a stodgy ancestor of our baseball — as a peculiar English obsession no less mystifying than the love sonnets of Sir John Suckling or those gray clots of mutton you sometimes find on your dinner plate in London. That has…

Letters to the Editor

Ready, Fire, Aim The Rifleman: As a member of the National Rifle Association, I read with interest David Holthouse’s “Living in Exile,” in the March 21 issue. I knew it would only be a matter of time before the bleeding hearts would come out of the woodwork. The tagline on…

Living in Exile

On February 14, Denver mayor Wellington Webb made Tom Strickland his valentine. At a press conference at Civic Center Park, Webb presented the former U.S. attorney turned Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate with a glittering endorsement. In praising his many efforts as Colorado’s chief federal prosecutor, the mayor paid special…

Down and Out

Thirty-six and a half months per bullet. That’s what Joseph R. Morrison got when he was sentenced March 1 to five years and three months in federal prison for illegal possession of two .308-caliber rifle rounds. The details of his case are as follows: On June 21, 2001, Morrison contracted…

Go West, Young Women

Colorado’s Ocean Journey made headlines this week when the aquarium revealed that it plans to close on April 2 after being unable to find a way to pay off millions of dollars in debt. A more modest announcement earlier this month barely rated a mention in the city’s news media,…

Charbroiled

Six-foot-four, 300-pound “Big John” O’Brien cooks up “big ass” burgers. He drives a “big ass” bus. And that’s fitting, say his ex-employees, business partners and landlords, because O’Brien — a legally besieged Denver restaurateur and fugitive from justice — is truly a big ass. O’Brien, 49, first began making a…

Off Limits

It doesn’t have the Hollywood hook of The Lion King, the critical acclaim of Tantalus or the Big Apple bite of I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change!, but Almost Heaven: Songs and Stories of John Denver — the story of the late John Denver’s life and work, told in…