Letters

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow I can’t thank you enough for the incredibly realistic portrayal of the Coors Field vendors in Justin Berton’s “Blood Sweat and Beers,” in the July 8 issue. Having been a vendor with the Rockies for their first five years, it brought a smile to my face…

Tea and Sympathy

Unit 500 of the Denver Dry Lofts will be complete in sixty days and then, if you have a million-three, you can have it all: Four-thousand square feet indoors and four thousand out on a roof garden dotted with fountains and French doors. Since most of the indoor space is…

All Vets Are Off

Monty Dalrymple was feeling dizzy and had just lain down in his motel room when the pain hit. It is nearly impossible to explain that kind of pain to someone who has never had a heart attack. “It’s almost like Arnold Schwarzenegger takes your chest and twists it like a…

Blood, Sweat and Beers

The first triple play ever at Coors Field happened during the bottom of the fifth inning of a night game on June 14. With runners at first and second base, Colorado Rockies batter Edgard Clemente hit a sharp ground ball to San Francisco Giants third baseman Bill Mueller. Mueller quickly…

Off Limits

Separation anxiety: Now that Ocean Journey is open, it looks like the Denver Zoo recognizes it has some competition for cute and cuddly animal stories, an area it used to have all to itself. A billboard at 15th and Platte streets–a corner that is conspicuously close to Ocean Journey, with…

Born and Razed

An urban anthropologist looking for the perfect example of the place where Denver’s past and future come together couldn’t do better than the neighborhood around 20th and Park avenues. On one side of the street, Post Properties is spending millions of dollars to transform the old St. Luke’s hospital site…

Lunch-Lady Land

The doughy smell of pig in a blanket hangs heavy in the air. Grapes that either rolled out of their cold white fruit cups or were thrown during a food fight are squashed by a parade of feet. Puddles of milk gather in the corners of yellow lunch trays. Above…

Taken in Vain

Tom Broemmel and his wife, Lani Lee, received a prompt welcome-to-the-neighborhood gesture when they moved from North Carolina and opened the LoDo Inn at 16th and Wazee Streets last October. The couple got a letter from nearby LoDo’s Bar & Grill that read, in short: Stop using the name “LoDo”…

Passion Play

In the summer of 1991, the best-kept state secret in China had to be the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team’s 2-1 World Cup win over Norway. The tournament’s high scorer, Michelle Akers, booted the winning goal with just two minutes left in the final game at Guanzhou, and when time ran…

Riddle Me This

Sam Riddle is Colorado’s man of the hour. The $250 hour. Next Monday, members of the Legislative Audit Committee (who, as lawmakers, collect considerably less for their labors than Riddle does for consulting) will dissect the state auditor’s report on Riddle’s deal, a personal-services contract with Secretary of State Victoria…

Seems Like Olde Times

Ron Domenick, dealer of model trains and antique china, gulps the dregs of his morning coffee and slams a meaty fist on the counter. “You want to know what’s really going on?” he asks. “Come on, I’ll show you. No bullshit.” Domenick, a burly guy with a beard, ponytail and…

Letters

When Cartoons Are Outlawed … Regarding the July 1 Off Limits: M. Wartella’s “Sell Your Soul to Evil” cartoon clearly expresses satire and was not meant to be taken seriously–it was in part to amuse, and also to make us think. The other responses reinforce the age-old observation that people…

Savage Love

Swap Shop Hey, Dan: On our way home from dinner with friends, my wife and I enjoy talking about who among our friends we could imagine having sex with. These conversations get especially interesting when the woman I could imagine having sex with is married to the man my wife…

The Black Sheep

The Reverend Joel Miller stood solemnly before his congregation. The normally jubilant Miller had moved to Colorado only a few months earlier and was already known for injecting his sermons with lively anecdotes–but this Sunday, the usual spark was missing. The congregation could tell something was wrong, and later, Miller…

Devil to Play

Tom McCroskey’s teammates call him The Retriever. During a late spring match–May is still considered early season for competitive tennis in Colorado–McCroskey, who plays for the Denver Tennis Club, is ahead in the score. But that is far from the worst of it. McCroskey is so frustrating to play against…

Amazing Disgrace

All Joel Levitt wants is a few answers. But when the questions have to do with religion and money, straight answers don’t come cheaply. Levitt’s inquiry into the financial and moral dealings of his church has cost him nearly two years of rummaging through court records and check ledgers, growing…

Off Limits

Missing in action: During Off Limits’ annual Best of Denver hiatus, the usual suspects were up to their worst. The biggest news that wasn’t fit to print: this photo of Denver Post columnist Chuck Green, scheduled to run alongside tales of his macho motorcycle alternative to Ride the Rockies. But…

Begging for a Living

This past March, Denver Voice reporter Harold Chapman went undercover. The newspaper by and for Denver’s homeless community sent him to a house at 535 Colorado Boulevard that’s rented by a California-based homeless shelter called United States Mission. Like its branches in other cities, the mission is not located near…

It’s in the Can

When a major bargain becomes available, it doesn’t take long for the sharpies to gather like vultures around carrion. Case in point: Now that disgruntled stockholders of the Ascent Entertainment Group have rejected a piddling $400 million offer for the Colorado Avalanche, the Denver Nuggets and the Can, their brand-new…

Who’s Minding the Store?

Russell Berry is here, leaning back in a rocker with his cup of coffee and can of chew, so it must be morning in Hillside. Time to get mail. Six days a week, as regular as the sunrise, Berry putters from his 400-acre cattle ranch two miles away to this…

Letters

Best Wishes I couldn’t believe that Westword readers actually chose Taco Bell for Best Taco and smelly old McDonald’s for Best French Fries. I’m sure there were similar insults in other categories, but I don’t want to know. That is last-resort food! It’s cheap, convenient and disgusting. Maybe I can…

Twists and Shouts

Jammed with a collection of rides that promise to make the traditional terrors of the old-fashioned roller coaster seem positively quaint, Six Flags Elitch Gardens, like many amusement parks these days, is on the cutting edge of engineering technology. Since it was moved downtown and bought out by Premier Parks…