Mommy Dearest

On Mother’s Day, families across the country gathered together to thank Mom for all her love and sacrifices. In Denver, flamboyant socialite Judi Wolf drove over to her mother’s house in order to take the elderly woman back to “a party” at Judi’s expansive digs in Cherry Hills. But Letty…

Winning Hands

Westword writers and editors took home fourteen writing awards at the Colorado Society of Professional Journalists banquet last week at the Brown Palace Hotel. The newspaper received three top prizes in the competition, in which Westword competes against the state’s largest dailies. Staff writer Steve Jackson won in business features…

Runway Profits

Years of promoting an air-cargo development at Denver International Airport are about to bear freight for Denver millionaire L.C. “Cal” Fulenwider III. And the public is helping carry the bags. The Denver real estate baron and his family already own an estimated 7,500 acres in the area surrounding DIA. Now…

Off Limits

Oh, shut up, already: Apparently mistaking The Hill for Kent State–and the People’s Republic of Boulder for Tiananmen Square–Boulder Police Chief Tom Koby suggested to the Boulder Planet last week that his officers “would have been justified in killing some of these young people” who rioted for the right to…

Look Out, Sin City!

Like an Old West marshal fixated on vice, police captain Mary Wamsley set Lakewood straight and is now determined to clean up Commerce City–whether it wants to be clean or not. Over the past two years Wamsley and sister officer Dea Aragon have zeroed in on the only four sex…

Little Boy Lost

Renee Polreis sat on the floor, her back against the sofa, as her son David clambered onto the couch behind her. It was about their eighth trip to the office of Greeley psychologist Byron Norton, who’d begun seeing the pair after Polreis complained that the two-year-old boy, whom she’d adopted…

Beating His Chess

Having checked with the proprietors of Manhattan’s major nightclubs, opium dens and appliance-repair shops, we have some news: Deep Blue didn’t paint the town red after blowing away Garry Kasparov in the recent Super Bowl II of Chess. Blue didn’t call room service. Didn’t pop a magnum of Dom Perignon…

A Body of Work

One day this spring, J.T. Colfax crossed the line. He’s been on the edge before. The time he papered a New York City wall with stock shots of actors who’d been cut at an audition and labeled them “rejects.” Colfax made the New York news with that one. The time…

Letters

A Mutant Point I was struck by the volume of mindless, vitriolic mail from slavering mutants published by Westword in the May 15 issue. Hey, this is our paper! If you militant hatemongers don’t want to get your sensibilities in an uproar, I suggest you return to your regular reading…i.e.,…

An Unholy Union

In February 1994, the United Food and Commercial Workers union, Local 7, got a second chance. The previous spring the state’s largest labor organization had made a bid to unionize the Alamosa City Market’s one hundred or so grocery workers. But Local 7 had lost the 1993 campaign for new…

The Big Queasy

Buying a box of crackers at a supermarket in Grand Junction would ordinarily be uneventful. But these days even a humble cracker is the stuff of controversy, as the City Market checkout clerk is happy to explain. “I never got sick from eating them,” she reassures an anxious customer. “The…

Split in the Ranks

Abortion doctor Warren Hern is used to seeing protesters outside his Boulder clinic. He just doesn’t expect them to come from the pro-choice ranks. In April, Bill Baird, a nationally known abortion-rights activist, and Margie Wait, the Colorado state director of American Atheists, picketed Hern’s Boulder Abortion Clinic. They claimed…

Citizen’s Arrest

Here’s a brainteaser for you: A half-dozen thugs chase down and beat up repo man Robert Bradbury, who’s confiscated their tow truck. They stomp on him and punch him–leaving him with a cracked rib and a concussion–before taking back their truck and racing off. Concerned citizen Andrea Anders, a 31-year-old…

This New House

Hoping to cash in on the “American dream of home ownership” with minimal effort, a Littleton company is holding an essay contest to give away a $150,000 house. There’s just one catch: The house doesn’t exist–and neither does the $150,000. In a scheme that has already drawn the attention of…

Playing Monopoly

It was a deal only a utility could dream up: The state would give US West $25 million to help extend the company’s network throughout Colorado’s public schools, locking up a lucrative market. And the phone giant almost got away with it. Earlier this year, Governor Roy Romer announced that…

Off Limits

A fine body of work: The man busted earlier this month for allegedly defiling cadavers was none other than performance artist J.T. Colfax, who’s appeared in this column numerous times. Denver native James Michael Thompson had changed his name to honor his hometown’s longest street before he headed off to…

Her Turn for Sainthood

The St. Paul Saints are full of hope…and mischief. Before the first pitch is even thrown, the team mascot–a live, oinking pig named Tobias–waddles out to home plate carrying a supply of baseballs for the umpire. Up in the bleachers at tiny Midway Stadium, a Roman Catholic nun named Sister…

Letters

Put Up Your Dukes Scott Yates’s article about Charles Duke (“Final Analysis,” May 8) really is nothing more than a cheap shot. Are you ever going to do the same to loony left-wing legislators? No, I think not. Why is that? The only reason I can think of is Westword…

Femmes Fatale

The white Nissan pickup backed slowly down the dirt road toward the irrigation ditch just as the sun began to rise. Rocks and dry grass crunched underneath the tires as the truck neared the water, effectively obscuring any sounds from the truck bed where a man, his voice muffled by…

Dark Days on Black Mesa

Eighty-two-year-old Valjean Joshvema leans forward in his chair and sings a Hopi prophecy that has come to pass. The ageless Hopi lyrics foretell of an era when the Hopi will wander the high desert mesas they and their ancestors have occupied for more than twelve millennia. According to the prophecy,…

Final Analysis

Over the past six months, someone allegedly has committed a string of burglaries at the Monument home of state senator Charles Duke, making off with Duke’s pocketknife, part of his 1996 tax file, a single component from his laser printer and a “tie-clip” microphone the legislator had used to bug…

Off Limits

Mild in the streets: As if to justify Parenting magazine’s recent pick of Boulder as the top place to raise your kids (into spoiled brats), bored white youth rampaged through the town this past weekend, throwing espresso mugs into bonfires and rallying to the cry of “We’re too young to…