And Then Along Comes Mary

None of the regulars at the Trackside Bar on the outskirts of Holly has seen the Virgin Mary on Yolanda Tarango’s bedroom wall. Most have seen the TV reports, though. A few even saw the news helicopter land. And no one is shy about throwing their two cents in. “I…

Rapid Fire

With twenty minutes to go in the first half, Rapid Man is hunting down the rowdiest fan in the west stands. Not to throw him out of the place. To reward him. The rowdiest fan in the west stands, who turns out to be a guy standing on his seat,…

Letters

It’s Their Party Regarding Ward Harkavy’s “God’s Own Party,” in the May 1 issue: I am not surprised that churches are wanting to take over politics and have ties to right-wing nut groups. How many more people will die in the name of their “God”? I doubt their God even…

Unsafe at Any Speed

Lights flashing, the vehicle sped toward the intersection, hurrying to an emergency call. But approaching fast from a side street came another car, this one driven by a seventeen-year-old about to run a stop sign. The two vehicles collided not in Denver, but in Grand Junction on December 28, 1993…

Woe, Pioneers

The Rushing family’s mobile home stands alone off U.S. 34 on the arid plains southeast of Greeley. Speeding past on the two-lane highway, motorists are likely to miss the trailer. They’re equally likely to miss the town, identified by a solitary highway sign as Dearfield. As has always been the…

God’s Own Party

For two decades Al Meiklejohn was Mr. Republican in Arvada. His state Senate seat was safe, and Republicans themselves were safe picks for voters looking to speed up business and slow down social change. Meiklejohn is one of those Republicans who ally themselves with chambers of commerce. They used to…

The Poor Get Poorer

Life has just gotten even more difficult for local residents who need non-emergency medical care and who have the bad fortune to be uninsured. Because of a wave of funding cuts from University Hospital to the community health centers serving the metropolitan area’s poorest patients, those safety-net clinics have been…

Line in Wait

Denver is spending millions to build a new park along the South Platte River that is intended to be the centerpiece of the Platte Valley renaissance. There’s only one problem with this idyllic return to nature: A power line runs through it. A massive, 120-foot-high Public Service power line, to…

The Marlboro Woman

Attorney General Gale Norton is adamant in saying she doesn’t want to go after big tobacco companies the way so many other states have. If that sounds like the position of somebody who has taken money from those tobacco companies, that’s because it is. When Norton ran for re-election in…

Off Limits

Critical mess: A major game of musical–and otherwise–chairs is now in progress at Denver’s dailies. On Monday the Denver Post filled its long-vacant movie-critic spot with arts writer Steve Rosen, who was already at the paper when Howie Movshovitz was shoved aside last December. The announcement included a corollary surprise:…

A Horse by Only This Name

The vast majority of football-crazy, hoops-happy, golf-goofy American sports fans give their attention to horse racing just one day a year now. It’s the first Saturday in May, when all eyes turn to Churchill Downs, home of the Kentucky Derby. Most people will want to get right back to their…

Letters

Good, Bad, Indifferent Regarding Patricia Calhoun’s “It’s a Good Thing,” in the April 24 issue: Who cares whether Governor Roy Romer knows who Martha Stewart is? I’m more worried that he may not remember where Colorado is. Hey, Roy: It’s in the center of the country. Remember? Jack Haynes Arvada…

Roll On, Columbia

Last summer a Denver emissary for Columbia Hospital Corporation, the nation’s largest for-profit health-care chain, had lunch with one of the city’s prominent community leaders. A pair of hospitals were on the menu. Leaning over the table during the meal, Richard Anderson, chairman of the local Columbia/HealthONE joint venture, reportedly…

Wheels of Fortune

Daytime-television viewers know Frank Azar as the fighting attorney who can retrieve the insurance settlement an automobile-accident victim deserves. His TV ads feature the crumpled remains of a car crash and an alchemic pledge: “Turn this wreck…into this check!” But today the promise has proven false, and Azar is furious…

Off Limits

Our daily dread: As if Denver’s newspaper war weren’t already hell, another combatant has entered the field: the New York Times. The venerable newspaper has poured $20 million into a national advertising campaign, promising not only that readers across the country can “expect the world,” but also have it delivered…

Footing the Bill

The Boulder apartment David Wittlinger rented for his final year at the University of Colorado wasn’t great, but it was okay–until the weather turned cold. The furnace never worked, and calls to the owner and the property manager yielded no heat. Because space heaters would blow a fuse, Wittlinger shivered…

Dam the Creek. Full Speed Ahead.

A quixotic effort to run English-style punts through downtown Denver got off to a slow start last summer, but that hasn’t deterred promoters of the boat trips from planning a $2 million expansion of the unusual network of dams and locks along puny Cherry Creek. Punt the Creek was launched…

A Hard Line on the High Line

Like a lot of residents of southeast Denver, Judy LaMar has come to embrace the High Line Canal trail as a refuge from the urban madness. Joggers and strollers, horseback riders and bicyclists all flock to the cottonwood-shaded trail, which offers a weathered asphalt path flanked by what LaMar calls…

Waiting for Goodman

Stephen Goodman is a hapless victim of the U.S. Postal Service’s Neanderthal personnel policies, another cog worn down and abused by an agency with a reputation for treating its career servers with the same amount of common sense found in Alice in Wonderland. Either that, or he is the employee…

Baseball’s Black Days

The seventh edition of The Baseball Encyclopedia (The Complete and Official Record of Major League Baseball) weighs six pounds and is stuffed with 2,875 pages of facts a lunatic can love. For instance. If you need to confirm (and who doesn’t?) that in May 1902, Cleveland traded Dummy Leitner to…

Culture: It’s a Good Thing

Roy Romer doesn’t know who Martha Stewart is–and it’s a good thing, too. The high priestess of high-class living is a menace to women everywhere, and particularly here. That by-the-book (her book) lifestyle is precisely what people move to Colorado to avoid. After all, hydrangeas are not xeriscape-approved. And how…

Letters

Read It and Leap Patricia Calhoun: What happened to you? Your April 17 column, “Look Before You Leap…to Conclusions,” was sensible and well-reasoned. In short, it was a refreshing change from your usual strident harangues. Sal Connors Denver Denver P.D. Blues Regarding Karen Bowers’s “Sliced and Dicey,” in the April…