WTF? Adam and Eve’s Skeletons Found South of Denver?

Twenty-five years ago this month, a major national newspaper announced that Adam and Eve’s skeletons had been found in Colorado, with an expert speculating that the Bible’s Garden of Eden had been discovered south of Denver. And so what if that publication was the Weekly World News, which was fake news before fake news was cool?

She Told Cops About Christian Gulzow’s Death Threat, but It Didn’t Prevent Murder

Christian Gulzow, the Denver-area death metal scenester accused of murdering Brian Lucero in the parking lot of Torchy’s Tacos on May 23 while wearing white facial makeup and gloves with blades protruding from the fingers, was reported to police last year for threatening to kill another local musician, Akira Jadexx. However, no action appears to have been taken against Gulzow as a result of this contact, and he continued to harass Jadexx intermittently until mere months before his arrest for Lucero’s slaying.

Body Found May Be Paris Wallace, Latest Coloradan Seeking Forrest Fenn Treasure

Paris Wallace, a pastor from Grand Junction, is the second Coloradan in eighteen months to vanish while searching for a $2 million treasure allegedly hidden by Forrest Fenn, a former Santa Fe art gallery owner and author. And late yesterday, June 18, New Mexico State Police revealed that a thus-far-unidentified body was found between five and seven miles from where Wallace’s car was discovered.

A Father’s Day Note for Those Who Have Lost Theirs

My father died at 54, eight and a half years after he was first diagnosed with cancer at 46. His death, in January of 2003, was preceded by months of painful suffering as chemo and radiation failed to turn the tide of the cancer in his bones. But even in those waning days as I was helping him through the indignities of a body that failed him, he was still fathering me.

Square on 21st Looks Like a Hit for Ballpark Neighborhood

The Ballpark neighborhood has weathered some tough times in recent years. Lately, though, the neighborhood has been re-energized, with a push to create a business improvement district.  And now it looks like the city has a hit with The Square on 21st, a new summer pop-up park on 21st Street.

Jared Polis on Congressional Baseball Game After Shooting, Hitting Winning RBI

Representative and 2018 Colorado gubernatorial candidate Jared Polis was a star at last night’s Congressional baseball game at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C., delivering four RBIs, including the winning run, in leading the Democrats over the Republicans by a score of 11-2. But while he was pleased with his performance, he keeps the focus on Representative Steve Scalise and three others who were wounded in a shooting at a practice session on June 14, the day before the game.

Flip-Flop Day and Other Useless (and Real) Summer “Holidays”

The politics of holiday celebrations are, in a word, weird. Who in the world decides that this or that day is a holiday of some sort? Barring some sort of religious, traditional, or lunar reason for a holiday’s placement on the Western calendar, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for any of it. We touched on this earlier in the month when our latest Tips for Transplants mentioned that June—not July, for some reason—is Fireworks Safety Month. But since then it’s come to our attention that there are a lot of dubious holidays that almost dare us to recognize them.So what are the least important holidays of summertime? Here are ten days on the holiday calendar that we invite all our readers to join us in ignoring completely.

CU to Pay Mike MacIntyre Millions Over $100K Joe Tumpkin Assault Donation

Days after revealing that CU Buffs head football coach Mike MacIntyre would make a $100,000 donation to a domestic-violence fund to acknowledge mistakes made related to assault accusations against former assistant coach Joe Tumpkin, the University of Colorado’s Board of Regents has approved a five-year contract extension that will give him a raise of nearly $1 million per annum, plus an additional $100,000 on the last day of 2021, when the pact expires. The timing of these announcements suggests that mea culpas delivered earlier this week were intended to serve as cover for the head coach in the matter involving Tumpkin, who remained on the CU payroll for nearly a month after MacIntyre first spoke to the victim of what she describes as more than 100 assaults.

The ABCs of Marijuana Slang From the DEA

The Drug Enforcement Administration has released an intelligence report given out to law enforcement agents to help them keep up with the latest drug lingo. There are nearly 300 terms on the list; here’s a sample, along with our definitions.

DA and Denver Police Announce Efforts to Combat At-Risk Adult Abuse

Today is World Elder Abuse Awareness Day, and yesterday, June 14, Denver District Attorney Beth McCann and Denver Police Department Lieutenant Adam Hernandez announced new initiatives to combat elder and at-risk adult abuse, which includes abuse of those suffering from intellectual and mental disabilities.

There’s Now a 24-Hour Hotline to Report ICE Raids in Colorado

Today, June 15, a coalition of immigrant rights organizations debuted the Colorado Rapid Response Network, a 24-hour hotline that people can call to report, track and verify enforcement operations by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents. Organizers say they already have over a hundred volunteers lined up to staff the…