Man gets rocks off in pathetic 7-Eleven robbery

Even under the best of circumstances, the act of robbing a convenience store for the sake of a handful of singles in ready cash has to be one of the dumbest crimes imaginable, just on a simple risk-to-benefit scale. But for absolute desperation, nothing beats jacking a 7-Eleven at three…

Jennifer Reali sings! “Fatal Attraction” killer now on fire for Jesus

At her parole hearing last summer, Jennifer Reali insisted that she’s a different person from the 29-year-old, ninja-clad assassin who ambushed and killed her lover’s wife, Dianne Hood, outside Hood’s lupus support meeting in 1990. The parole board didn’t entirely agree, but there’s no question that the soundtrack to Reali’s…

Toddler dumped in snow by car thief: “Help me, I’m cold”

“The Landlord,” Will Ferrell’s classic Funny Or Die skit, pivots on the hilarity of a toddler knocking at a front door. But there was nothing amusing about the tiny tap, tap, tap and ringing doorbell that awoke Colorado Springs’ Traci Gilbert early Sunday morning. That’s because the youngster standing before…

Conrado Arellano-Casa among seventeen sentenced in Mexico-to-U.S. pot ring

Even as proponents push Amendment 64, the Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Act, law enforcers continue to place a high priority on arresting and prosecuting people for pot-related offenses. Case in point: The Jeffco DA’s office announcement regarding the sentences imposed on seventeen people so far (including Conrado Arellano-Casa, seen here)…