On Sunday night, four Larimer County Jail inmates allegedly squirted a feces-and-urine blend at deputies using shampoo bottles, causing a significant flood in the process. Unprecedented? Not according to Larimer County Sheriff’s Office public information officer John Schulz, who says such coordination is uncommon, but not the use of bodily…
The arrest in Chicago of Father Richard James Kurtz, a Jesuit priest, for alleged sex assault on an underage male victim in Colorado is disturbing, obviously, but also puzzling. After all, the crime was reportedly committed and reported to authorities in 2001. So why did it take a decade to…
In June, avid bicyclist Eugene Howrey, age 73, was struck and killed by a dump truck driven by Christopher Loven, a man with a number of past run-ins with pedalers. In the years prior to the Lowrey tragedy, he was allegedly involved in two separate bike-rage incidents. Months later, the…
Update below: It didn’t take long for the Colorado Springs Police Department to draw a bead on the man captured by security cameras robbing a branch of the Indispensary medical marijuana center. Robert Cody James, nineteen, is currently in custody, due in part to his decision to stick around the…
The accusation that teacher Terah Rawlings had an ongoing sexual relationship with a fifteen-year-old student is bad enough. But other circumstances push the alleged crime into even creepier territory. For one thing, Rawlings was employed at a religious school. For another, administrators are said to have known about the issue…
There’s a reason raccoons wear masks. They’re natural bandits. But there’s a better way of dealing with such a rapscallion than beating him to death with a bat and then skewering him with a machete — which is precisely what three students, including Nicholas Foti (whose Facebook page features some…
Talk about a timely crime. During the run-up to the release of the sure-to-suck Breaking Dawn — Part 1, a woman thought to be Emi Coleman allegedly took the vampire craze a little too personally. She’s accused of biting two people on the neck during a visit to a convenience…
Update: It was a terrible story — a report that two small dogs, named Latte and Swag, were found dead on Sunday morning, apparently after having been shot to death by a BB gun or small caliber weapon. But appearances can be deceiving. After the Denver Police Department offered a…
Update below: Most of us don’t need to be told not to take hallucinogens before going rock climbing. But apparently Jon Schuttenberg is an exception to this rule. Rescuers called to help him and a buddy as they headed to the First Flatiron found them endangered mainly by their loopy…
Update: On November 4, Thomas Bashline, a 42-year-old who occasionally worked as a trainer for the Harlem Globetrotters, was found murdered in his Frederick home. Speculation about a motive included allusions to a Bashline side business testing athletes for performance enhancing drugs. But now, Fox31 is reporting that a suspect…
According to a witness, Devon Weinstein deliberately broke the legs of a seven-month-old girl, Faith Woodward. He was originally given a 21-year jolt for his crimes. But now, a judge has reduced his sentence, making it possible he could be set free as soon as next year. Why? That’s what…
A terrifying scene unfolded during the early hours of this morning in Lakewood. Information is still being gathered. But at this writing, we know that a man allegedly took two women hostage at knifepoint, precipitating a tense standoff involving police that ended with the accused and his victims hospitalized, albeit…
What to do if you’ve called 911 about two men about to break into your house but the cops haven’t arrived? One Colorado Springs woman responded by screaming — loudly — as captured on a police recording below. And the tactic worked, as cops managed to collar a pair of…
As a Grand Junction native, I can assure you that the Western Slope town has never been known as the Naked City — and it won’t now, despite the exploits of Leslie Lind, who allegedly committed a robbery while displaying his moneymaker and a lot more. The reason? Lind kept…
Craigslist is a great way to sell stuff, whether it belongs to you or not. But eighteen-year-old Denzel O’Neal Crawford learned the service also gives ballsy crime victims the opportunity to reclaim their property. That’s precisely what Boulder’s Kathryn Lucas did with her stolen bicycle…
Decorative Concrete Finishes’ Anthony Harvey is the star and narrator of videos on his YouTube channel in which he and his crew reveal how an average backyard can be transformed into a showplace; see examples below. However, his current spotlight time doesn’t focus on his skills as an artisan, but…
In June, Matthew Weatherspoon claimed that he had repeatedly slashed a five-month-old bulldog puppy in the face out of self-defense. “I’m not a crocodile hunter,” he announced. Neither is he in jail — not now. But he’s been given thirty months of supervised mental health probation and more for the…
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is the latest iteration of the ultra-popular first-person shooter challenge in which a player must gun down opponents before they can splatter him with his own blood. Fortunately, most fans are able to separate fantasy from reality — but the jury’s still out on…
A federal judge has ruled that Darrell Havens can proceed with his lawsuit against the Arvada police officer who shot him during a car-theft sting operation in 2007, leaving him a quadriplegic. The decision has Havens’ attorneys poised to conduct a fresh investigation of the controversial case, in which they…
From what we understand from past scofflaws and couples who enjoy the use of restraints in the bedroom, being fitted with handcuffs can be painful. But probably not as painful as the special gift Peter VanVolkinburg is accused of giving a female police officer when she tried cuffing him –…
The details of criminal cases are often grabbier than the basic facts — literally so in the case of Lori Ann Waldo. Reporting to date about her arrest for allegedly putting the squeeze on a bar employee’s genitals missed what the victim says she planned to do with them, and…
The arrest affidavit pertaining to John Vasquez and Marie Marone is one of the most chilling documents you’re ever likely to read — which is appropriate given that their busts may finally close an eleven-year-old cold case. The allegation: that the couple killed a disabled woman, Renee Ealy, just to…
