Krystal Voss’s advice for female prisoners: Obsessively hoard water

Here at the Criminal Affairs Desk, we’ve tried to aid the rehabilitation process by offering newly convicted felons some insiders’ advice for that difficult transition to life behind bars. We’ve provided former Qwest CEO Joe Nacchio with tips on maintaining personal hygiene and avoiding snitches and bewildered newbies help in…

Top twenty mug shots of April 2012

Our latest mug shot roundup highlights folks accused or convicted of offenses ranging from the dopey to the deadly serious, plus a couple of highly unusual entries — two people, Tyler Sanchez and Robert Dewey, who were cleared of the allegations against them. Check out the memorable photos below, and…

Man gets rocks off in pathetic 7-Eleven robbery

Even under the best of circumstances, the act of robbing a convenience store for the sake of a handful of singles in ready cash has to be one of the dumbest crimes imaginable, just on a simple risk-to-benefit scale. But for absolute desperation, nothing beats jacking a 7-Eleven at three…

Jennifer Reali sings! “Fatal Attraction” killer now on fire for Jesus

At her parole hearing last summer, Jennifer Reali insisted that she’s a different person from the 29-year-old, ninja-clad assassin who ambushed and killed her lover’s wife, Dianne Hood, outside Hood’s lupus support meeting in 1990. The parole board didn’t entirely agree, but there’s no question that the soundtrack to Reali’s…