Carmelo Anthony sign-and-trade to the L.A. Lakers? Please, God, no…

With the drama about where LeBron James would land finally resolved, NBA observers are speculating about possible destinations for Carmelo Anthony. Thanks to a wedding toast this past weekend, most prognosticators think that if Carmelo leaves Denver, he’ll form a Melo-Chris Paul-Amare Stoudemire triumvirate in New York. But one columnist…

Our updated medical-marijuana directory

Just published: Our latest Mile Highs and Lows dispensary review, in which William Breathes makes a return visit to Mile High Medical (after walking out the first time). And that’s not all, folks. To peruse our newly updated dispensary directory, click here…

Mile High Medical keeps prices low for everyone — not just members

This dispensary has closed. In “Mile Highs and Lows,” Westword offers a no-holds-barred look at what goes on behind the locked doors of marijuana clinics, whether they resemble swanky bars, sterile dentist’s offices or a dope dealer’s college dorm room. See our dispensary list here, and keep reading for William…

Ruben Hernandez is suburban superhero King of the ‘Glenn: Kenny Be’s Hip Tip

King of the ‘Glenn Real name: Ruben Hernandez; Occupation: Communitarian; Suburb of operations: Northglenn; Hair: Black; Eyes: Smiling Suburban superhero skills: King of the ‘Glenn has the coordination, endurance, strength and reaction time that is superior to any Northglenn resident who has ever competed at Boondocks Fun Center…

JV Bandit robbing so many banks he may make varsity soon

The Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force, the nicknaming kings of local law enforcement, have another scofflaw on their radar: the JV Bandit, who earned his handle for wearing a letter jacket on one of his jobs. Go team! Will he be wrapped up as quickly as the Formally Known…

Letters:Paul Grant takes a bite out of the ballot process

“Signed, Sealed, Rejected,” Alan Prendergast, July 8 Bite the Ballot This is an interesting and informative article, but the one piece that is missing is why we do not have more openness and transparency in the initiative process. In Colorado, an anonymous group can use made-up names, run thirty-second TV…

Waste Farmers farm waste for a more sustainable future

The annals of American entrepreneurship are filled with up-from-nothing yarns: Some of the first Nike soles were made on a waffle iron; Apple started with computers built in a garage; the founders of Whole Foods showered with a hose at their first store, where they also lived. And so it…

Mile Hi-Ennial: Colorado explains itself to the world

The Biennial of the Americas is a month-long event that gives global visionaries a forum to explain themselves to local residents. To give Coloradans a chance to explain themselves to these world visitors, Biennial organizers should hold a concurrent event called the Mile Hi-Ennial. View the Mile Hi-Ennial cartoon feature,…

Welcome to Mi Pueblito

At age 17, Sergio Marquez left his hometown in the Mexican state of Michoacán and traveled to the small U.S. town of Wapato, located amid the fertile farmlands of Washington’s Yakima Valley. Even in Mexico, he had heard about the valley’s famed apple trees—and the work that could be found…