Tour Denver the DaVita way

The announcement that DaVita, a healthcare giant specializing in kidney dialysis, is moving its corporate headquarters to the Denver area offers a rare bit of good economic news during a period filled with plenty of the opposite sort — and judging by its website, execs at the firm understand that…

Amy Herdy’s Pakistan travel diary, volume five

Editor’s note: Amy Herdy, a former Denver Post and Channel 9 journalist who’s currently the advisor for the University of Colorado at Boulder’s CUIndependent.com online newspaper, has spent recent weeks in Pakistan under the auspices of the State Department. Her mission: to give students and professional journalists the tools they…

Imagining the Nuggets starring in the NBA’s nightmare

“NBA & Nike Lose if Denver Nuggets & Orlando Magic Advance to NBA Finals,” an article at MarketingShift.com, begins like so: “Everybody loves a conspiracy theory, including fans of the National Basketball Association. Since the Tim Donaghy refree scandal,commisioner David Stern can’t be thrilled with the complaints from former players…

Is “ILVGINA” just as smutty as “ILVTOFU”?

During one of many torrential downpours last weekend, I was driving north on I-25 near Belleview Avenue when a Dodge Ram pickup sped by me and spayed my car with a ton of water. Once my wipers had done their job, I took a closer look at the truck, noticing…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, May 26 edition

Is it almost the weekend again? Today in Backbeat Online: • Over the Weekend: Trouble Andrew at the Bluebird. • Over the Weekend: Iwrestledabearonce at the Marquis Theater. • Over the Weekend: Moderat at Beta. • ManeLine breaks in the Deuce’s live stage as first local hip-hop act. • Metric…

Thanks, Joe Biden, for getting my car towed!

No doubt plenty of attendees enjoyed Joe Biden’s town-hall meeting at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science today. But at least one Denverite wouldn’t have minded if the veep had stayed in Washington, D.C.: marketing maven Jerri Thiel. Turns out that Thiel had car problems last night and had…

Vince McMahon takes on faux-Stan Kroenke’s killer toupee

True Nuggets fans didn’t watch last night’s edition of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Raw, in which Nugs owner Stan Kroenke and the ballers on his payroll were spoofed by WWE’s Vince McMahon and his unitard-clad minions — an act of revenge/publicity stoking inspired by a Pepsi Center double-booking. We were too…

Denver Blogs: Umm, this can’t be good

Our daily stroll through the local blogosphere. Brandon Marshall’s ex-girlfriend will be interviewed on ESPN this weekend. Why do we suspect she’s not bragging about his gift-giving prowess? (Complete Colorado) The case against high-speed rail in Colorado. (Face the State) You know you’re bad when your local city magazine has…

The Colorado education system’s Pluto coverup

Unless you live in Illinois — and more specifically, unless you live in Illinois on March 13 every year — Pluto is no longer a planet. And now, thousands of future Colorado schoolchildren will never know that it once was…

Today’s featured event: Come get your Zorba on at Lannie’s

The glorious outset of summer begs for Greek: grilled meats, pine-scented retsina and dancing all night by the light of the moon that dapples the sea. You’ll get most of that (Denver can’t oblige by providing the sea), plus a warmup for the time-honored Greek Festival in June, at tonight’s…

Prop 8 protest today at 3 p.m. on Colfax

In case you haven’t heard, the California Supreme Court issued a ruling hours ago upholding Proposition 8’s ban on same-sex marriage, which that state’s voters approved in November. (Read all about the ruling in this Los Angeles Times story.) Gay-rights groups everywhere — including those in Colorado — are calling…

Urbavore’s Dilemma: Agriburbia’s putting the herbs back in burbs

Urbavore’s Dilemma is an ongoing web series detailing city dwellers’ commitment to urban homesteading. From May through September, Westword writer Joel Warner will get his hands dirty, covering everything from backyard chickens to front-lawn gardens, from greenhouses to co-ops and food-sharing. Check out the full series here. If Quint and…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: The spinner’s circle

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 21. Cherry Creek: Very cherry yard art. Yard art is not entirely limited to the destitute and superstitious. The joy of property personalization transcends all socioeconomic boundaries and even includes the social climbers of Denver’s nouveau-riche neighborhoods. That’s because human beings…