Saggy-Boob Electric Penis: a video montage

In case you haven’t had enough of Westword-christened Saggy Boob Electric Penis, the molten-red glistening pile of suggestive public-art bulbousness that now graces one end of the Highland pedestrian bridge, click below to see a delightful video collage “BunchaHicks,” one of our blog commenters, directed us to. It’s full of…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, December 15 edition

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’. Keep them bloggies rollin’… Today in Cafe Society: • It’s getting harder to find deep-fried Twinkies at Wingin’ It. • A Milking It review of Lucky Charms with the New Hourglass Marshmallow Charm. • How we get from here to there on Urbanspoon. • Another spoonful of…

Denver Blogs: What a Salazar move east means to Colorado

The more we read local blogs, the more we want to start wearing giant hats. Send your worthy reads to joe.tone@westword.com.What happens if Mr. Salazar goes to Washington? (Colorado Pols)Colorado Republicans: The only debt-free group in America. (Colorado Independent)A typically unabashed Broncos homer is rooting for the Chargers this weekend…

Top 5 assholes I’d like to throw my shoes at

Like so many others around the world, I was awed by the spectacle of President Bush ducking to avoid a pair of shoes hucked by Iraqi TV journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi at a news conference yesterday. Apparently, flashing footwear at someone is one of the worst insults a person can give…

Spotted: more residential architecture atrocities

What’s up with Colorado and crappy houses these days? The multi-unit rectilinear abominations sprouting up in West Highland and Sloan’s Lake led to a neighborhood-splitting battle last spring about how to stop them (to get a taste of what we’re talking about, here’s a gallery of some of the most…

The Rocky Mountain News‘s John Ensslin on IWantMyRocky.com

Veteran Rocky Mountain News staffer John Ensslin (pictured) isn’t one of those reporters who files his stories and then forgets about journalism until he’s back on the clock the next day. As president of the Colorado chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists and the program director for the Denver…

Hearty warriors of Hyperborea at Tuba Christmas

There must have been a time, in sunnier days, when the idea of 400 tubas playing holiday tunes in Skyline Park sounded like a really cool idea. In fact, the Tuba Christmas Concert, now in its 29th year in downtown Denver, bills itself as “one of the most celebrated and…

With New Yorker cover, pedicabs reach new heights of high culture

Main Street Pedicabs owner Steve Meyer, Broomfield-based rickshaw-peddling extraordinaire, is dead set on bringing his three-wheeled contraptions to the world — and now he’s one step closer thanks to the most recent New Yorker cover, shown here. Congrats, Meyer: Now your devices will be known by pretentious snobs everywhere! Huzzah!…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, December 12 edition

And you thought you’d finished all your assigned reading… Today in Backbeat Online: • Dave Herrera confesses his musical addiction to Friday Night Lights. • Mile High Makeout: Alone again or. • Rap-Up: A Ground Zero Movement reunion? • Memorialize Monolith on the cheap. Today in Cafe Society: • No…

Denver Blogs: CU students want to get all Plaxico up in this piece

We’ve been scarfing down hot links all day. Here are a few of the most tasty. Send yours to joe.tone@westword.com.Yes. Right. What you need at one of the country’s biggest party schools are lots of concealed weapons. (Face the State)Starting today, there’s one fewer reporter covering the Capitol. (Colorado Independent)Dead…

Obama supporters keep “change” alive this weekend in Denver

The Obamamania that ruled Denver this summer has died down in the last couple of months. Maybe it’s the economy. Maybe it’s because we stopped getting weekly visits from The Man once he actually won the election. Maybe the shine wore off when “the change we need” translated into a…

Today’s Night & Day featured event: Trog de Lights turns back on

Susan Henderson wears many hats, and you could say that at least one of them is a lampshade. That’s because the third-generation Denverite and Fuller Sotheby’s broker sells lamps in her spare time. And not just any lamps, but magnificent antique ones that she imports from South America, though they’re mostly European…

Did 9News’ bizarre Willie Clark interview justify its existence?

Last night, 9News scored a mighty strange scoop. The station aired an interview by investigator Paula Woodward with Willie Clark, the man charged with murdering Denver Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams on New Years Day 2007, as well as Kalonniann Clark, who was killed in December 2006 shortly before she was…