Well, I’ll See a Horse’s Ass!

If you think the new bright-blue “Mustang” at Denver International Airport, with its bony ribs and glowing red eyes, looks terrifying while you’re speeding by on Peña Boulevard, then be glad you didn’t attend the June 12 dedication ceremony for the 32-foot-tall fiberglass beast, which was installed in February. The…

Take Your Dog to Work!

Clear Creek Annabel Lee, my purebred Chessie she-bitch, has successfully graduated from puppy kindergarten. Please feel free to express your congratulations in the form of emphatic atta-boy slaps on my ass. In addition to “sit” and “give me five” — tricks that I taught young Annabel myself — as a…

Won’t You Please Come From Chicago?

Laura Kriho was only four when the Democratic National Convention came to her home town of Chicago and all hell broke loose. “But I remember the aftermath,” she says, “and I had the song in my head.” The song was “Chicago,” which Graham Nash wrote a few years later to…

The Butler School Owner Did It

Mary Louise Starkey, head of the Denver-based butler school Starkey International Institute of Household Management, pleaded guilty in Denver District Court on Tuesday to assaulting Lisa Kirkpatrick, one of her former students. The case stemmed from a February 7, 2007, incident at the school in which Starkey, the city’s so-called…

Punk’d

Upon being hired by Channel 2 in 1990, TV-news videographer Jim Hucks was told to carry his camera with him wherever he went so that he could be ready at a moment’s notice to capture breaking news — and he took the directive seriously. When he attended modern-rock shows, which…

Curtain Call

Dear Book Person, Ask any gifted, but not talented sixth-grader what Vincent Van Gogh did. “He cut off his ear and sold one painting in his lifetime.” What an underachiever! I cut off my arm during a psychotic episode. I was a promising stand up comic in Denver, twice voted…

Protesters Get Ready for the DNC

Splitsville: The knot of protesters organizing around the Democratic National Convention got a lot more tangled Tuesday morning when a coalition of progressive groups formally presented itself as the Alliance for Real Democracy. This move deepened a division that started in May, when pacifist-leaning activist organizations and those with a…

Don Becker Standup circa 1983

For 25 years, until his death in May, comedian/poet/playwright Don Becker entertained audiences and held court in the creative community in Denver. Westword’s cover story this week by Adam Cayton-Holland explores Becker’s life and death. But to get a feel for what Becker was like onstage, watch this twenty-minute clip…

Visit the Zoo or the Baby Seal Gets It.

The folks at the Denver Zoo have found a great manipulative slogan to get crowds through the turnstiles this summer: “Every time you visit you help animals.” I spotted this ad on an RTD bus on Colfax this morning, and managed to snap this pic from my passenger-side window. Although…

Downtown Ambassador Rails Against Kooks, DVDs

After watching the above YouTube video, I’m not sure if I should be angry at Jim or feel sorry for Jim. He’s the Downtown Ambassador flack in the yellow polo shirt who told a group of 9-11 Truth conspiracy theorists they couldn’t hand out DVDs on the 16th Street Mall…

Delegating Denver #48 of 56: Texas

View larger image Texas Total Number of Delegates: 228 Pledged: 193 Unpledged: 35 How to Recognize a Texas Delegate: This state may be huge and populous, but the Lone Star mystique can be summed up in the image of George W. Bush and Jessica Simpson driving a Ford F-150 pickup…

Spam a Lot, Pay a Lot

In the exciting world of online marketing, it takes plenty of everything — millions of e-mail addresses, lots of bandwidth, endless diet pills, stock tips, porn sites, ringtones, chutzpah and moxie — to succeed. And if it also takes a few million bucks here and there to settle with unhappy…

Wayne Laugesen Vs. Rich Tosches: A Colorado Springs Media Showdown

Update below: Wayne Laugesen and Rich Tosches are well-known figures in the Colorado Springs press: Laugesen (pictured) serves as the editorial-page editor for the Colorado Springs Gazette, and Tosches, a former Gazette columnist, writes regularly for the Colorado Springs Independent, the city’s longtime alternative weekly. But the pair probably won’t…

Wayne Laugesen Vs. Richard Baker: The Debate

A June 17 More Messages blog revolves around a column written by Colorado Springs Independent scribe Rich Tosches about Colorado Springs Gazette editorial page editor Wayne Laugesen. In the piece, an activist accuses Laugesen of insensitivity and more in regard to comments he made in a series of e-mails he…

Death to Sir Mario

For the hard-charging capital crimes squad in the office of 18th Judicial District Attorney Carol Chambers, the third time is the charm. After two unsuccessful death-penalty prosecutions, a jury returned a verdict of death on June 16 in the case of Sir Mario Owens (left) for the 2005 murders of…

Al Gore’s Upcoming Speech

As many news sources are reporting, Al Gore will be appearing at a Barack Obama rally in Detroit tonight, June 16, to discuss a very important political issue. In a Westword scoop, we got the lowdown on Gore’s speech, which will echo a presentation he gave right here in Colorado…

Ten Weeks Out

The Democratic National Convention convenes in Denver in exactly ten weeks. But right now, it’s nail-biting time. The first hurdle: today’s deadline for raising the rest of the $40.6 million that the Denver host committee is required to pour into the pot — money that’s slated to be used for…

Dudes! On the Red Carpet

In celebrity-starved Denver, it’s no surprise that the PleasuresDudes have parlayed their late-night TV ads for a local adult-store chain into a certain star status peopled with parties and porn stars. But thanks to the web, the Dudes have gone global – and their fame earned them an invitation to…

Denver Daisy, Redux

The garden glove has been thrown. “Sounds like your thumb is anything but green, Patty,” Cloudclimber posted in a comment responding to my Denver Daisy, Day Fifteen entry. “I got 14 plants out of that little seed packet and am going to set them out tomorrow.” In that report, I…

Shmuck of the Week

Just when you thought air travel couldn’t get any more annoying, United Airlines has decided to start charging $15 to check your suitcase. Make that your first suitcase. Your second bag will cost another $25. Oh, and in the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will…