Sauce for the Coal-Fired Goose?

Ah, let the season of petty politics begin. Statehouse Republicans have their boxers in a bunch because Governor Bill “Greenjeans” Ritter has nominated Matt Baker (pictured) to serve on the Public Utilities Commission. And everyone knows that Baker is…well, he’s…he’s an unregenerate tree-hugger, is what he is…

Delegating Denver #27 of 56: Minnesota

View larger image Minnesota Total Number of Delegates: 88 Pledged: 72 Unpledged: 16 How to Recognize a Minnesota Delegate: Most Americans’ knowledge about Minnesota comes from the movie Fargo, which was written and directed by natives Joel and Ethan Coen. Actress Frances McDormand (real-life wife of Joel) won the 1996…

Obama Courts the Juggalo Vote. Seriously.

Imagine yourself on February 5. It’s caucus time in Colorado and you and your fellow Obama supporters have gathered at your local Democratic Party precinct and are ready to start making your argument for why the Illinois senator is right for Colorado, right for the Democratic Party, right for America…

Mixed Messages for Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Denver’s annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day Marade (March + Parade) is usually one of the largest King parades in the country. But the festivities, and the way King’s message is presented, has generated debate from people who believe the holiday needs to be less of an exercise in platitudes…

Huckabee, Stock Show Style, Graffiti and Various Other Treats

We know you’re busy. So we’ve compiled this list of the essential stuff you might have missed, or might want to see again, from this week at blogs.westword.com. Enjoy. This slide show offers up some essential do’s and don’t’s of Western wear from the National Western Stock Show parade. We…

Passing the Shmuck

Looks like we’ll have Steve Horner to kick around a little longer. On Thursday, he left another message for Westword’s editor, telling her of his upcoming nuptials and plans for another ladies’ night lawsuit. We’ll drink to that!…

Who won the 2008 Golden Globes?

The writers. It’s tempting to say that we, the viewing audience, did too—after all, we didn’t have to watch the ceremony this year. But honestly, the Globes are often the most entertaining of the annual awards telecasts, since they pride themselves on being less stuffy than the Oscars and the…

Mike Huckabee Rocked Red Rocks

No matter what you think about cute-as-a-kewpie-doll Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, you have to hand it to the former Arkansas governor for rocking out on the campaign trail. His classic rock cover band, Capitol Offense, has performed semi-regularly throughout Huckabee’s presidential run, caressing audiences with tunes like “Free Bird,”…

Dear Representatives Kerr and Kerr: We Are All Graffiti Tools!

An anti-graffiti bill pushed by Littleton Republican Jim Kerr and Lakewood Democrat Andy Kerr was quashed in a House committee earlier this week after Lawmakers complained that the language in House Bill 1023 – which would make it illegal in Colorado to be in possession of “graffiti tools” – was…

The Bill Owens Split: A Rumor Roundup

The January 16 announcement that former Governor Bill Owens and his wife, Frances, will be divorcing after 33 years of marriage was handled briefly and with decorum by the Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News. This decision echoes the approach taken by the papers around the time of the…

Best of Denver Winners from 1998

In 1998, Westword published its fifteenth Best of Denver issue, a celebration of the city that saluted everything from Best Local Girl Made Good (Pam Grier, an East High grad and ’70s star suddenly back in fashion with Jackie Brown) to Best Game: Super Bowl XXXII, that day in January…

To Haiti and Back

A crew of friends from Denver traveled thousands of miles to help the children of Haiti, the Western Hemisphere’s poorest country, and were profiled in the January 3 feature “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” They brought shoes, school supplies, clothes, money and, most importantly, friendship to Haitians from kindergarten…

The Pen is Mightier Than the Pen

Back in November Westword published “The Poisoned Pen of Fort Lyon,” which examined the toxic history of Fort Lyon, a frontier fort turned veterans’ hospital turned prison. Since the place was turned over to the Colorado Department of Corrections in 2001, there have been numerous instances of inmates being exposed…

Chipotle Bags Brown Rice

Chipotle is the great democratizer. Unlike other fast food companies, our home-grown burrito chain attracts a wide cast of characters into its space shuttle-like eateries. It’s earth-friendly enough for the hippies. Quick enough for the corporate lunch break drones. And cheap enough for the broke folks. The Barack Obama of…

Colorado Public Radio Purchases FM Signal

Colorado Public Radio has finally landed a second FM signal in the Denver area. On January 16, the network announced that it had agreed to acquire KFDN, at 88.1 FM, from California-based Educational Media Foundation for $8.2 million. Once the Federal Communications Commission approves the transaction, as all parties expect…

Letters to the Editor

“Cry, Cry Again,” Patricia Calhoun, January 10 A Crying Shame I thought “Cry, Cry, Again” was interesting, informative and amusing. Deep down, it made it uncomfortably clear to me that, again, sexism in this country might prevent a very qualified woman from being president. That’s a shame. We must get…

Rick Reilly, Loving Limbo

When most of us leave one job for another, we might get a week or two off to put our affairs in order if we’re fortunate, and considerably less time if we’re not. By this standard, Rick Reilly is the luckiest man in the galaxy. In late October, ESPN announced…

Is This Muslim Republican Mr. Right or the Big Cheese?

On a sunny afternoon last fall, Muhammad Ali Hasan walked into a diner in Meeker, a farming town in Colorado’s northwestern corner. It was the thick of hunting season, and the Meeker Cafe, an old brick building dotted with mounted deer heads, was filled with men who had just come…

Transform Columbus Day Trial Begins

The trial began Wednesday against three people, Glenn Morris, Julie Todd and Koreena Montoya, who were arrested on October 6 and charged with blocking the annual Columbus Day Parade. Charges against a fourth anti-Columbus Day agitator, Russell Means, were dismissed by a Denver County Court Judge (eliciting a cheer from…

Charting Graf: The Guerilla Gorilla

Somebody with the Guerilla Garden — the erstwhile graffiti advocacy syndicate and clearinghouse for corporate entities who want graf writers to throw up paid ad pieces — has been busy these days. Seen above, the Garden’s gorilla mascot has been popping up all over the city recently. Here are some…