Fit to be Tied: Wherein I Realize I’ve Got Tits

It’s a simple meal. Two eggs, four strips of bacon, wonderfully greasy hash browns, a biscuit, a side of gravy for said biscuit, five coffee refills, and as many pint-glass mimosas as the good and responsible barkeeps at Dixon’s Downtown Grill will allow me to order. I could probably spend…

Shmuck of the Week: Douglas Bruce

Anti-tax crusader Douglas Bruce has long been an object of intense study here at Westword. This morning, media columnist Michael Roberts compiled this great list of notes we’ve taken on Bruce in his natural habitat. But it was the act that occasioned this list, the kicking of Rocky Mountain News…

39 Out of 40 Thieves Agree

How do you order right? I wish the answer were as simple as saying, “Order the simple stuff, forget the complicated” — or the reverse, “Order the authentic, the difficult to pronounce, and ignore the rest.” But at Ali Baba, it’s not that easy. This place has a learning curve,…

Grand Marshall Nolan Ryan

Nolan Ryan vs. Ventura Major League Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan will be honored as grand marshall of the National Western Stock Show parade today for his Nolan Ryan Guaranteed Tender Beef. Ryan’s unique tenderizing process is exhibited here on Robin Ventura. Click here for more info on the parade…

Douglas Bruce’s Legislative Debut Is a Real Kick

Douglas Bruce began his career as a Colorado representative with his best foot forward. On January 14, the pride of Colorado Springs booted Rocky Mountain News photographer Javier Manzano for the sin of snapping a shot of him during the state house’s morning prayer. The kick, as captured on video,…

Minor League Hockey All-Star Fest Begins Today

The 2007-2008 CHL All-Star Game – Tuesday and Wednesday, January 15th and 16th, Broomfield Event Center, 11450 Broomfield Lane. Like Best Actress in a straight to DVD movie, the term “Minor League All-star” might sound like a backhanded compliment. But for those who wear the jersey of the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs…

Delegating Denver #26 of 56: Michigan

View larger image Michigan Total Number of Delegates: 157 Pledged: 128 Unpledged: 29 How to Recognize a Michigan Delegate: Michigan has a lot to answer for. Two of the nation’s greatest problems, aside from Mitt Romney and Madonna, can be blamed on industries based in Michigan. Global warming is the…

Over the Weekend … Hot Dogs, Football, and SWAT Teams on Colfax

American as Apple Pie and Daisey-Cutters, Olde Tyme Drafts and Dawgs hosted their monthly hot dog eating contest on Saturday. Read all about the gluttonous glory here. And again Denver proves that its local music scene is truly something special with Saturday’s hi-dive show featuring Eric Bachmann, Ian Cooke, and…

Riding the 15: Ankle Bracelets and a SWAT Team

“Yeah, I need some money, I got a warrant out.” Sentences like that are, for some reason, never uttered quietly. I’m always amazed by this, because I wouldn’t want everyone around me to know about my warrant (don’t worry, I took care of it.) I suppose in the context of…

Where My Dawgs At?

The rules of the competition were simple: the first person to eat fifteen hot dogs (or “dawgs” to use the preferred spelling) wins a year’s supply of these tubular meats. A two-hour time limit was enforced and all trips outside and to the bathroom had to be accompanied by a…

Grasping for Rooting Interest in the NFL Playoffs

At last, the pairings for the two NFL conference championship games are set: The San Diego Chargers face off against the New England Patriots in the AFC contest, while the Green Bay Packers take on the New York Giants for NFC supremacy. These aren’t exactly dream matchups for Colorado football…

Little Mermaid: Stink or Swim!

During its Denver tryout, The Little Mermaid was awash in criticism, including this review from Westword’s Juliet Wittman that should have sent it to the bottom of the ocean. Now the show’s opened on Broadway, and judging from a January 11 piece in the Wall Street Journal, the New York…

LoDo Shooter Sentenced to 106 Years Behind Bars

It’s going to be a long, long time before Michael Rollie sees daylight again. Two months ago, Rollie was found guilty on three charges of attempted manslaughter, two charges of first-degree assault, one charge of second-degree assault, one charge of attempted first-degree murder and one for murder in the first…

Best of Denver Winners from 1997

In 1997, Westword published its fourteenth Best of Denver issue, a celebration of the city that saluted everything from the Best Place to Put the New Broncos Stadium (Los Angeles!) to the Best Sneak Preview of an Art Project (the Robischon Gallery’s show on the proposed Christo project on the…

One Reporter’s Day in Court

Get the back story here to attorney David Lane’s decision to call Westword reporter Jared Jacang Maher to the stand during a suppression hearing for Columbus Day protestors…

Denver-based ManiaTV! Is Moving Its Headquarters to Los Angeles

The Internet-television network known as ManiaTV! has been based in Denver since its inception — but not for much longer. A press release issued late on January 9 confirms rampant speculation that “the majority of content operations will be moving to Los Angeles, CA.” The item goes on to state…

Letters to the Editor

The Year in Review, December 27 The shmuck stops here Wow! I’m being called a “shmuck” (Jewish for prick) and top Westword’s “Hall of Shame” simply because I acted as a whistleblower against irresponsible bar owners who illegally use women as marketing ploys with their sexist ladies’ night promotions? Me…

Changes in the Air at KUVO

Gene Craven, the recently named president and general manager of public-radio outlet KUVO/89.3 FM, sees the economic challenges bedeviling the operation in simple terms. “The station has experienced a downturn in reserves, and expenses rose faster than the revenue coming in to cover them,” he says. “Over the course of…

Lucha Libre, Locally

It’s a cold Sunday night, the kind of night that eats at a man, makes him start thinking crazy thoughts, like heading out on the town for some kicks, maybe watching men in masks and underpants bludgeon the holy hell out of each other. The Independent Wrestling Federation is putting…

Shmuck of the Week: Steve Horner

It’s been a long time coming, but the anti-ladies night activist has finally done something to deserve some sort of public honor. His tireless efforts to rid the world of sexist Ladies Night bar and club marketing ploys brought him national notoriety, which we have repeatedly, thoroughly and vigilantly documented…

Clothes Call

At 6 p.m. today, All American Vogue will close its doors at 10 South Broadway. It’s the end of an era. Of many eras, actually, since Ronnie Crawford’s store specializes in vintage Americana. For the past thirty years, Ronnie has defined cool at a succession of stores on Broadway. But…