Criticizing the Critic

The January 10 issue includes part of a letter from David Hahn of Denver. Here it is in its entirety, along with Jason Sheehan’s response:…

Pendulum Foundation Kicks Off Fundraising Campaign

Although the mandatory life without parole sentence for first degree murder no longer applies to juveniles in Colorado, the fight continues for the 45 people who are still serving life sentences for murders that they committed before turning 18. Still in the corner of the juvie LWOPs, as they’ve become…

City Pages Liveblogging New Hampshire Primary

Get all the news you need, and more, from the New Hampshire primaries tonight at the Elephants In The Room blog of our Minneapolis sister paper, City Pages, as they liveblog all the ins and outs of this evening’s masterpiece of political theater. Sure they’re 1,000 miles away, but this…

1st Annual BCS Corporate Sponsor Bowl Quiz Presented by Westword.com

Last night, college football’s bowl season came to an end when the coveted ADT National Championship trophy was awarded to the Louisiana State Tigers following their defeat of the Ohio State Buckeyes in the Allstate BCS National Championship game. The corporate names littering that last sentence go a long way…

Quiznos Names New President

On Monday, Quiznos announced that its executive management team transformation is complete with the appointment of David Deno as President. In a prepared statement, Quiznos CEO Greg Brenneman called Deno the final piece in the company’s strategy to bring in outstanding quick service management. Deno, who will now oversee all…

New Hampshire: Vote for Toothbrushes, Against Flying Monkeys

The choice is clear, New Hampshire. At least for those of you Granite State Republicans. Vermin Supreme. Vermin is officially on the primary ballot, and with such pledges as mandatory toothbrushes, time traveling to forceful abort Mrs. Hitler’s gestating catastrophe, and no flying monkeys in the city of New York,…

Stuff It!

New Hampshire votes today, but Denver still has plenty of work to do before February 5, or Super Duper Tuesday as it’s known, when Colorado and 23 other states pick their nominees for president. The Democratic Party, especially, needs to build a massive base of volunteers, and not just wonks…

Duck’s Blood? Pho Shizzle

Editor’s note: sorry about that headline. I’d had duck’s blood before, had used it in my own kitchens, but until I came to Ha Noi Pho, I’d never cared for it beyond its capacity to mount a voluptuously glossy sauce. Here the blood is one of the main points of…

Candorville Transforms Dana Perino Into a Parrot

On January 8, Darrin Bell’s Candorville — one of my favorite newspaper comic strips, as noted in my survey of the funnies last September — more or less takes on Dana Perino, the longtime Coloradoan currently serving as the press secretary for President George W. Bush. In the second frame…

Fallout From Parade’s Resurrection of Benazir Bhutto

In a January 7 More Messages blog, Denver Post managing editor Gary Clark said that, to his knowledge, his paper had only received one reader complaint owing to the decision of higher-ups to distribute the January 6 Parade magazine, whose cover story presented former Pakistan prime minister Benazir Bhutto as…

Jeepers Creepers, Jeffco’s Peepers

Yes, it’s a bit creepy that Jefferson County Commissioner Jim Congrove hired his buddy, ex-cop-turned-private-dick Daril Cinquanta, to follow around gadfly Mike Zinna. Creepier still that Congrove got the county to pay more than $7,000 for Cinquanta’s surveillance services, slipping the request past his sleepy-headed fellow commissioners on the grounds…

On the Road in Search of Jack

Monday, January 7 by David Amram Putnam Valley, New York | In 1956 Jack Kerouac and I first met at a bring-your-own-bottle party at a painter’s loft and instantly began collaborating artistically. I backed him up musically while he read and from the earliest days of our working together I…

Delegating Denver #25 of 56: Massachusetts

View larger image Massachusetts Total Number of Delegates: 121 Pledged: 93 Unpledged: 28 How to Recognize a Massachusetts Delegate: Massholes. It’s the name that everyone from Maine to Maryland loves to call the residents of Massachusetts. Oh, sure, it’s funny, but it’s not entirely true. Well, it’s true on weekdays…

Over the Weekend … Concerts, Haiti, and Protesters

A quick guide to what you missed at Westword.com over the past two days: 3Oh!3 and the Photo Atlas lit up the stage on Saturday. Bela Karoli and the Wheel did the same at the Lion’s Lair. Luke Turf recounts his trip to Haiti. Three prominent Columbus Day protesters’ criminal…

Haiti Travelogue: The Pink Party

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show On the last night in Haiti, ICOF…

A Sign of the Times at Tamarac Square

The weeks following Christmas are tough for local malls — particularly older ones whose battle for survival becomes more touch and go with each passing year. That’s certainly the case for Tamarac Square, at 7777 E. Hampden. These days, the first thing shoppers see if they’re approaching the center from…

Haiti Travelogue: School in the Dark, Soccer without Shoes

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show The town of Grand Goave is our…

Haiti Travelogue: A Night With Wyclef and a Day in the Sun

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show After the Christmas party for 10,000 kids,…