A Chipotle Off the Old Block

Can a burrito change lives? Yes, if you’re talking about the rice-and-bean monstrosities from Chipotle Mexican Grill. Just ask Todd Galloway, Ryan Kohland and Andrew Kohari, college buddies who recently launched chipotlelovers.com, a website devoted to the fast-casual chain that has turned a smoked, dried jalapeño into a bona fide…

Burrito Wars

Denver is the birthplace of the big-burrito craze. It’s given the world Chipotle Mexican Grill and Qdoba Mexican Grill, as well as two smaller restaurants, Chez Jose and Illegal Pete’s. And, ironically, they have more than just large tortillas in common: Chipotle, Illegal Pete’s and Chez Jose were all started…

Chair of Chipotle

Just like all fast-food chains, Chipotle sells sameness. Uniformity of expectations. Every store from Denver to Dallas serves up the same fajita burrito and the same hip, urban-minimalist aesthetic: steel tabletops, wood chairs and funky artwork. The consistency of design is the work of one man: Loveland-based sculptor Bruce Gueswel…

Play That Funky Music, White Boy

Dan Fogarty may have one of the most coveted jobs in corporate America. He’s a walking iPod for Chipotle — traveling around, listening to music, and deciding what beats are funky enough to go with Burrito Bols and steak tacos. “We like music to be in the foreground, not in…

Breed Between the Lines

Madeline is an eight-month-old puppy. She acts like any other eight-month-old puppy, chewing up cell phones and remotes, digging in the garbage and generally acting like she could use a good dose of Ritalin. The problem is, she doesn’t look like just any eight-month-old puppy. She looks like she’s part…

Follow That Story

Guess a jury won’t get to hear about Clear Channel’s fucksticks after all. Denver-based representatives of Clear Channel, the nation’s biggest concert promoter and largest owner of radio stations, mentioned these implements of destruction in messages quoted in an April 2 order by U.S. District Court Judge Edward Nottingham. The…

Follow That Story

On Tuesday, June 8, Julie Jargon was pronounced the winner of the prestigious Livingston Awards for Young Journalists in the category of national reporting. The contest, sponsored by the University of Michigan journalism school, is limited to journalists under the age of 35 working in a variety of media, including…

Off Limits

Luke Schmaltz is getting really good at his pratfall routine. Last week, Off Limits reported that Schmaltz had stumbled through Vegas as part of Modern Drunkard’s first annual drinkfest, er, convention; this past weekend, we found Denver’s dexterous bartender back on home turf, strutting and somersaulting his way up and…

The Message

As the spokesman for Colorado Public Radio, Sean Nethery is obligated to deal with complaints about CPR’s pledge drives, which are widely (and accurately) regarded as the most irritating of all local begathons. He defends them with a series of well-reasoned arguments that he breaks up with a confession that…

Letters to the Editor

Stalk of the Town End of the words: Regarding David Holthouse’s “Stalking the Bogeyman,” in the May 13 issue: There are no words that could accurately describe how strongly I feel about David Holthouse sharing what I am positive was such a horrid memory of his childhood. David, your courage…

Street Wise

Robert Duran was lying face down, his hands tied behind his back, when his life as a gangbanger came to a violent, terrifying end. A group of men who said they were cops had busted into the apartment the eighteen-year-old Duran shared with his girlfriend. Now she was next to…

The Gangs All Here

In 1987, the Colorado General Assembly authorized the Colorado Bureau of Investigation to collect and track intelligence information on gang members and their associates. At the same time, metro police departments began compiling their own databases — and a person didn’t have to commit any crime in order to make…

Hangin’ Zen

“That corner was the sorriest-looking mess you’ve ever seen,” Michael Beckley says, referring to a small curbside plot of earth along 11th Avenue between Downing and Corona. So two months ago he cleaned it up, spending roughly thirty bucks and three hours — including a trip to Home Depot –…

Off Limits

By the numbers, Modern Drunkard’s first convention in Las Vegas May 14-16 was a hit, with over 500 participants, four weddings, three proposals, six Denver punk bands, seven burlesque girls, zero arrests and at least one stomach-pumping. “There were some other hospitalizations,” says Frank Rich, chief editor of the Denver-based…

The Message

According to Westword’s Best of Denver 2004, the “Best Thing to Come Out of the JOA” — the joint operating agreement linking business operations at the Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News — was the comics section in the Sunday Post. Each week, the colorful spread covered a whopping…

Smarty’s Party

John Servis couldn’t believe it. At 5 a.m., he says, a couple hundred bleary-eyed fans were already lined up along the rail at Philadelphia Park, awaiting their hero. By mid-morning, the crowd had swelled to more than 8,500 — hard-core gamblers with unlit cigar stubs in their teeth, students wearing…

Letters to the Editor

Arrested Development Since Westword published David Holthouse’s “Stalking the Bogeyman,” in our May 13 issue, we’ve been inundated with letters about the story — and all too many of those letters have come from readers who, like David, were sexually assaulted when they were children. On Monday, when news of…

Dial Another Day

At a few minutes past midnight on May 18, after more than half a day of uninterrupted radio listening, I felt my will to live gradually slipping away. Which was good news, actually, since I thought I’d lost it entirely during the late afternoon. I had no one to blame…

The Stations Remain the Same

Once upon a time, plenty of radio stations practiced the fine art of eclecticism. Now most stick to narrowly defined formats. Tune in such purveyors at any time and you’ll almost certainly get an earful of the same stuff you heard the previous day, week, month or maybe even decade…

It Won’t Fly

Dear President Bush, Your appearance at the Air Force Academy’s Falcon Stadium on Wednesday will be an unexpected honor for the Class of 2004. You weren’t scheduled to address this group of future servicemen and women; you were supposed to come for last year’s graduation, but you canceled. And, really,…

Bring It On

A man stands in a black robe and hood, arms outstretched in a crucifixion pose. The image is newly infamous, emblematic of the rapidly escalating Abu Ghraib prisoner-abuse scandal in Iraq. But in this case, the hooded man is not an Iraqi prisoner, and he is not terrified. He’s hanging…

Follow That Story

Last week’s auction was supposed to resolve the conundrum of who owns Barnum, a 65-million-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex with a fascinating and troubled past. But the rancor and intrigue surrounding the much-contested fossil has only deepened, leaving a group of battered Denver investors crying foul — again. Discovered in 1995 in…