Off Limits

Now that Johns TV has become a local cult classic, Detroit is trying to proposition some action of its own. Wayne County prosecutor Michael Duggan has been working with Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and police chief Jerry Oliver to set up a similar show, apparently enticed by reports that Denver’s…

Bike to the Future

“You know the sound of a Harley?” asks David Uhl. “No other engine sounds like that. It’s loud. And you can control it, orchestrate it — you can scare an old lady, get someone to pay attention and get out of the way. You can save your life! It’s like…

Hiding in Plain Sight

Thanks to the GOP’s impressive voting-booth performance earlier this month, most election-night television newscasts in Colorado and beyond looked as pro-Republican as the party’s own TV commercials. But in the intervening weeks, conservative mainstays have continued to complain that the media in general is liberal to the core. Take pundit…

Fools Without Rules

While serving what he saw as a two-year sentence with the Colorado Rockies, pitcher Mike Hampton won 21 games and lost 28, complained endlessly about his misfortunes and collected more than $20 million from a team to which he contributed almost nothing. Now the pest has gotten his way and…

Letters to the Editor

The Rights Stuff Translation, please: I was shocked, appalled and extremely disturbed by David Holthouse’s report on Naim Amini’s child-molestation case (“Trial and Tribulations,” November 21). How is it that something as obvious as providing a competent translator and advising a defendant of his rights could be so blatantly and…

Pop Quiz

While big shots come in many sizes and shapes, few best (or baste) the United Way’s official Turkey Trot turkey. Believed to be some sort of genetic hybrid, this strange bird stands six feet tall and easily weighs 200 pounds, give or take a few yams. “I’m definitely a Butterball,”…

Trial and Tribulations

The voice in his ear kept whispering, “This is only a formality.” It whispered other things, but they were mostly gibberish. The one phrase he could understand was “This is only a formality.” The voice whispered it while he worried whether the judge would ever ask him to explain his…

Undo Process

After prosecuting cases for the City of Denver for thirteen years, Toya Dawson thought she knew the rules. And the most important rule was also the most basic one: innocent until proven guilty. But then Dawson discovered that the city attorney’s office has a different set of rules for its…

Follow That Story

Terri Cruz, the up-and-coming featherweight boxer from north Denver, recently took one on the chin in her drive for a belt. But as she’s done throughout her life, she’s come up swinging. “Oh, yeah,” she says. “I’m still training hard and hoping for a title shot.” Cruz, considered one of…

Off Limits

Tears were still glistening on Democratic cheeks when Cody Wertz, the Colorado Democratic Party’s communications director, was on to a new job — the same position, but in Don Mares’s campaign, a switch Wertz announced by e-mail the day after the November 5 election. What? No rest for the weary?…

Swingtime in the Rockies

The last Golden Circle swingers’ social was the most outrageous yet. “We had a Captain Hook and a Tinkerbell, and she lit up when you touched her,” remembers Delilah, one half of the club’s chaircouple. “We had a Tool Time Girl and a hillbilly couple. It was great.” For Halloween…

Old at Heart

Advertisers love teens and young adults for a very simple reason: They generally spend more money than members of other demographic groups. That’s why every media manager worth his pension claims that attracting this audience is a top priority — and why they sometimes go to embarrassing extremes to do…

Married to the Mallet

Mark Robbins is running a bit late, as usual, and he’s in a hurry to suit up. He hates to miss any of the action, even at his age. Still, there is a ritual, and it’s important he get it right. The first order of business is to dull yesterday’s…

Letters to the Editor

Vroom Service The wheel thing: Thanks so much for Julie Jargon’s in-depth and thorough article on Pastor Gary Davis and Church in the Wind (“Heaven on Wheels,” November 7). It is refreshing to see motorcyclists portrayed in a positive manner instead of as loud, helmetless burdens to society or gun-firing…

Pop Quiz

Chiefs, an 87-minute documentary chronicling the struggles and triumphs of high school basketball players on Wyoming’s Wind River Indian Reservation, is getting its first extended theatrical release. The site of the screening — the Starz FilmCenter — is on land that was once prime hunting ground for the Northern Arapahoe…

Without a Trace

You think you know someone. You live with him for nearly a year, eat together almost every night. The two of you run together, bike together, share bank accounts, a bed — a life. If asked, you would describe him as your best friend. You feel great when he’s happy…

Man Overboard!

As Colorado’s Ocean Journey tries to stay afloat in a sea of red ink, bankruptcy experts keep nibbling away at the aquarium’s finances. When it decided to file for Chapter 11 in April, Ocean Journey hired the international law firm of LeBoeuf, Lamb, Greene & MacRae to handle the legal…

Follow That Story

The office is locked and dark. Notices about unclaimed packages and unpaid rent and fees festoon the front door. The company Web site hasn’t been updated in eighteen months. Most telling of all, the phone has been disconnected. This could be how the world ends for the Center for the…

Off Limits

Sure, an unprecedented amount of money poured into Colorado’s recent election — $9 million in the U.S. Senate race alone. But big money didn’t necessarily buy big wins, as evidenced by four failed ballot measures, including Amendment 31, pushed by California millionaire Ron Unz. With victories in California and Arizona…

Suite Dreams

Think you need Mamie Eisenhower’s pink toilet seat? Think again. “It’s in Abilene’s hands,” says architect Karen Harris, referring, of course, to the Army Medical Department Museum in that Texas town. “They say lending us that seat would not be appropriate, and sometimes they act like they don’t even have…

Trading Places

By any standards, the edition of ESPN Classic’s Road Show that was assembled to hype the 2001 Major League Baseball All-Star Game in Seattle featured a dream lineup: Dave Winfield — legendary slugger, member of the 3,000-hit club, a phenom so complete he was drafted by professional franchises in basketball,…

Nuggets, No Glory

Twenty Things to Do at a Denver Nuggets Game: 1. Contemplate Bad Omen No. 1. Before the season even started, star forward Juwan Howard, who is the league’s fourth-highest-paid player, at $20.6 million per year, was suspended for two games after going ballistic in a pre-season contest and trying to…