Ladies and Gentlemen, the Law Review

In 1957, Bill Thom, then a high-school student in Hartford, Connecticut, played Vice President Alexander Throttlebottom in the senior production of Of Thee I Sing. Remember Of Thee I Sing? No? Well, with music and lyrics by George and Ira Gershwin and a book by George S. Kaufman and Morrie…

Letters

Love It or Leave Regarding Tony Perez-Giese’s “Waiting to Exile,” in the January 21 issue: Loi Nguyen’s problems as a resident alien who finished his time in prison and now is in limbo awaiting deportation is truly underwhelming in its tragedy. It is unfortunate that he sits in limbo at…

Waiting to Exile

In December, when the U.S. launched air strikes against Iraq, Loi Nguyen heard a rumor spreading through the Wackenhut center for Immigration and Naturalization Service detainees in Aurora. The rumor was that if the conflict escalated into a full-fledged world war, the U.S. government was going to come in and…

Under the Knife

Malpractice cases, Moss explained to his client, settle late or never and can cost a fortune. You’ll be personally, perhaps viciously, attacked. You’ll contend with tough, even brutal adversaries, special rules that treat medical negligence far more leniently than any other kind, and blind biases in favor of the defendant…..

Ali Clear

The cops were wrong, and Ali Seyed Kazemi was right: Despite the three-year police investigation that concluded otherwise, it wasn’t he who tried to pass a fake prescription for a painkiller (“Prescription Grudge,” December 10). “There’s not a doubt in the world that there was probable cause to bring charges,”…

Did the Earth Move for You, Too?

John Duffy gives one heck of a house tour. It usually starts in his driveway, with Duffy pointing out a support column to his garage, swathed in metal bands that grip the door frames and keep them from pulling apart. He gives the column a shove, and the entire structure…

Off Limits

Party on, dude: When Republican National Committee chair Jim Nicholson isn’t writing bossy letters to former Colorado governor and still Democratic National Committee chair Roy Romer, urging him to tell Bill Clinton to call off the sleazehounds, he’s fighting to keep his job at the RNC. Although Nicholson is still…

Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: I am a thirty-year-old breeder female and have a boyfriend/lover who is fifty. We met on the Internet about four months ago and in person about six weeks ago. I have always been attracted to older men because they are more caring and respectful toward the needs of…

Letters

Sprawl in the Family Regarding Alan Prendergast’s “The Sprawlful Truth,” in the January 14 issue: What is it about the American West that makes us so impervious to experience? California ought to be a lesson emblazoned on our noggins: single-family housing, no mass transit, arterial and freeway traffic jams, horrifying…

Keep a Light On

Polly Sullivan kept lighthouses in her window, rows of miniature beacons that illuminated the old military dormitory at Lowry that is now Crooked Tree, a shelter for the formerly homeless. It was nice, tenants say, comforting. No matter what else was going on in their lives, and there was usually…

Everybody Wasn’t Kung Fu Fighting

The warriors are in trouble when the tale begins. Their leader has accidentally broken their vow never to kill anyone and has exiled himself. Their only hope may be young Ryan Jeffers, a kid with a limp, parents who are never around, and low self-esteem. His sole friend is a…

The Sprawful Truth

Buy Now, Pay Later You can feel the urgency in the Rock Creek Ranch sales offices of Richmond American Homes. You can see it in the eyes of the young couples who arrive there in weather foul and fair, brochures in hand and toddlers in tow, their nerves jangled from…

Election Losers

Last summer, Thomas Hendrix canvassed the sidewalks of Denver, hustling up signatures for the petition drive that got Amendments 15 and 16 on the ballot in November’s election. The amendments, pushed by Gary Boyce’s Stockman’s Water Company, would have required flow meters on pumps and payments for water that farmers…

Hell, No, We Won’t Grow!

A proposal that would radically change the way Colorado grows and curb urban sprawl is on a collision course with the Colorado Legislature. And if lawmakers turn the idea down–again–Colorado voters will likely have the final say. The Colorado Responsible Growth Act would mandate “urban growth boundaries” around most of…

Off Limits

Look out below! On Monday, as officials of Colorado Ski Country USA proclaimed their neutrality on the issue of helmets on the slopes (last week the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission recommended that skiers and snowboarders use that pesky protective headgear), the state racked up its third skiing death of…

Hoop-De-Doo

Have you heard? The Denver Nuggets are serious about winning. About winning games and winning back the hearts of the fans. Of course, Napoleon was serious about winning at Waterloo. The Germans probably liked their chances in Stalingrad. And the Miami Dolphins rolled into Mile High Stadium Saturday afternoon filled…

See What Develops

Here’s my tortured premise. Just after 11:59 p.m. December 31, 1999, the Y2K disaster occurs, all right, but not exactly as foreseen. Instead of moving into the year 2000, not only do our computers roll back to 1900, but so does our computer-driven society. And so do we. At first…

Letters

For Adults Only It upsets me that your recent covers–the December 31 Year in Review and the January 7 issue–have been so vile. You have a right to print whatever you like, but surely parents have a right to go out to dinner with their kids without this stuff at…

A New Dress for the Old Gal

A couple of years ago, Art Greer developed an interest in local history and began working to revive the decrepit neighborhood just northeast of LoDo. The area is one of the few that hasn’t been goosed by the proximity of Coors Field, but convincing the government bureaucrats to sign on…

Nursing a Grudge

Jerry Ritchie is dying. He has emphysema, and as he moves around his small Arvada apartment, he carefully steps over the plastic tubes that link him to an oxygen tank. For the last several years, Ritchie has been in and out of hospitals and nursing homes, recovering from surgery and…

Don’t Call the Cops!

The Denver Veterans Affairs Medical Center is a place where people expect to get healed, not hurt. But one center employee says he was in serious pain after the hospital’s chief of police confronted him about $80 worth of unpaid parking tickets he’d racked up in the hospital lot. William…

Off Limits

Be afraid. Be very afraid: Bill Owens has yet to take office, and already people are raining on his parade. For starters, there’s Tracy Rogers, former office manager for his brother, lieutenant governor-elect and student-loan scofflaw Joe Rogers, who this week announced that he’d officially severed all political and professional…