How bad have things gotten for the Denver Nuggets? Well, the loudest cheer at any Nuggets home game in the last two miserable seasons, one bemused fan reports, erupted the time Rocky the Mascot, the red-sneakered mountain lion with the jagged lightning bolt shooting from his butt, yanked spectator John…
Friday night, and the Wazee Supper Club is packed–as it has been for Friday night after Friday night since long before LoDo was the center of Denver’s universe, since before LoDo was even called LoDo. But although the Wazee is packed, as always, the space seems oddly empty. Something is…
The Kiling Field Steve Jackson’s January 15 “Murderer’s Row” was a well-written article about this monster, Tom Luther. As the parent of a child who was victimized by a violent sexual predator (now residing in a Colorado prison), I found it obvious that Jackson has obtained an understanding of many…
Earl Elder loaded a small artificial Christmas tree into his car and drove west into the mountains. Six miles past Idaho Springs, he exited the interstate onto Highway 40, which passes through the town of Empire before it runs up and over Berthoud Pass. But Earl didn’t intend to go…
The bitter feud over the $1 billion estate of cable-television magnate Bob Magness came to an end last week as all parties involved reached an out-of-court settlement. The multiple lawsuits enmeshing Magness’s sons, Kim and Gary, his widow, Sharon, University of Denver chancellor Daniel Ritchie, and Tele-Communications Inc. and its…
After years of bedeviling some of the state’s most powerful people, the Moffat Tunnel Commission is about to disappear. The obscure state agency, which was intended to do nothing more than oversee a pair of ancient railroad and water tunnels under James Peak, will chug into the sunset on February…
While most Coloradans are busy planning how to spend the state tax refunds they will receive thanks to our booming economy, residents of Huerfano County are anticipating the opposite: Homeowners in the southern Colorado county could actually pay higher taxes this year to make up for money their local government…
The only person charged by police in connection with last summer’s “Ghost Bridge” crash in rural Arapahoe County that killed two young girls has become something of a phantom herself. When 21-year-old Jennifer Lynn Wambeke, whose younger sister was one of the two killed in the June 21 accident, failed…
Steel yourself: The Denver Broncos may have gotten the last laugh, but not before Pittsburgh had a few yuks at our expense. Last Friday the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette offered its “Top ten reasons to be extra thankful for home-field advantage,” some too filled with Pittsburghian lingo to translate, but others easily…
Super Bowl, Stupor Bowl. I’m thinking ballpark. I’m thinking ballpark food. Baseball-park food. I’m thinking cornmeal-crusted red snapper on a pink plastic plate with the bulging eyes staring at you, and a huge heap of something unnamable piled next to him as a bonus. What are these things? Look like…
Steer Clear! Yee-haw. I wouldn’t have thought that Kenny Be could top his “politically corrected” guide to the Stock Show on the cover of the last issue–but then I saw his Worst-Case Scenario about “high-speed skier safety headgear.” I’m sure you’ll get complaints from all those tasteful folks out there,…
When Suzanne Harris and Peter Ludwell quit their full-time jobs to become crusaders in the fight for health freedom, they expected to draw fire from critics of their conspiracy theories regarding government and big business. But it never occurred to them that their life’s work would go up in flames…
Derek Cianfrance, the local filmmaker headed for the Sundance Film Festival in a few weeks with his first feature, Brother Tied, had good reason to become unhinged during the process of making the film: At one point, his landlord locked him out of his editing room. The solution? Equally unhinged…
A man who tried to push Governor Roy Romer out of office by running against him is now trying to push him out by suing him. “I don’t want to send Romer to jail,” says Dick Sargent, a Republican candidate for governor back in 1994, “but I filed this thing…
It’s my party, and I’ll die if I want to: Colorado was the center of the universe in 1997 and proved it by ending the year with Michael Kennedy’s death in Aspen–an anti-advertisement for skiing that could set Colorado Ski Country back years. It didn’t help that skiing snagged another…
Boulder law enforcement agencies neglected to take care of their Christmas shopping early last year, and rampaging students at the University of Colorado made them pay for it. When riots broke out last May in the area known as The Hill in Boulder, local cops felt they didn’t have enough…
There was a day when working men in America carried hod or baked bread or laid bricks or descended into the hell of the mines to blacken their lungs and die young. In scant off time, such as it was, working men visited houses of worship and toted blocks of…
Was it good for you? A year ago, Colorado was barely a blip on the political map, a handy way station where national candidates could drop in to stuff their pockets on cross-country junkets, a state more notable for Monkey Business than real money business. But that was before Colorado…
I Am Furious, Yellow The January 1 Year in Review cover may have been intended as a parody, but with it, Westword showed its true colors: yellow, for yellow journalism. You people are as trashy as any of the tabloids you mock. Ginger Foster Denver Hello, Denver. As a former…
Colorado was all the rage in 1997. We had road rage. We had Ramsey rage. We had ragin’ Caucasians. We raged against the injustice of it all when John Denver splashed into one more drink off the California coast. We were frazzled, irked, incensed, piqued, miffed and generally ticked off…
It was a sad state of affairs. Their Mother, “Butt Breath,” Could Not Be Reached for Comment “Dumb Face,” a female grizzly bear at the Denver Zoo, died of cancer at age 26. She was survived by her brother, “Fat Mouth.” The Lost World For the third year in a…
They may be fools, but they’re our fools. BILL McCARTNEY Occupation: Hot-for-Jesus love machine Coach Mac wasn’t content to have other guys get together in big, sweaty masses and talk about how bad they’d been to their women. He had a deep need to punish himself, too–and he gave himself…
