DRIBBLE AND DROOL

Don’t let this get around, but any foreign power still interested in invading the United States would do well to try it, say, this Saturday. Half the nation is already catatonic from watching the O.J. Simpson trial, and by Saturday night the other half will be in college-basketball-induced shell shock…

BARRELS OF FUN

A few blocks west of I-25, along 46th Avenue in an industrial area of northwest Denver, four boys from the nearby Quigg Newton housing project finish stoning a discarded TV and scurry up a stack of pallets to point out the scene of some of their recent exploits. “We play…

LETTERS

The Art of the Deal Regarding Michael Paglia’s “A Site for Sore Eyes,” in the March 8 issue: Bravo to Westword–Michael Paglia unmuzzled! To those of us who stopped reading Westword three articles into your former art reviewer’s mush, it is the honest, stinging, insightful prose of Paglia that marks…

A DRIVING ISSUE

An Aurora waitress was on a Rocky Mountain high last September 5, five days before her marriage, until a minor fender-bender resulted in her losing her driver’s license for drunken driving–despite having had drunken-driving charges against her dismissed in court. Terry Faust’s situation isn’t quite the same as singer John…

PLAYING THE PERCENTAGES

Has Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Colorado secretly been nickeling-and-diming its clients so it can earn extra millions of dollars in profits? The company denies it, and in a lawsuit settlement reached last week it admitted no wrongdoing despite shelling out $3 million to consumers. Yet officials in states…

THE PROMISED LAND

The brochure showed a lake surrounded by snow-capped peaks, with horses gamboling about in the meadow. It looked like the place Elena and Larry Crossgrove dreamed of: a little ranch of their own. They were sold before they ever stepped foot on the land. Four years later, the Crossgroves’ bank…

TOUGH TO SWALLOW

In 1972, when Nixon was in the White House and the notion of a black hole first was conceived, two promising young scientists met and became close friends. One was an academic who went into university research. The other worked for a huge drug company. Over the years, both rose…

OFF LIMITS

Seeing redskins: Would Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell have switched parties if he’d realized it had been a while since Abe Lincoln was an active Republican? Maybe Campbell would have thought twice if he’d checked out the Jeffco GOP Men’s Club, the regular breakfast gathering in the largest and most powerful…

YOU’RE OUT

Behold the joys of spring. Tulips in bloom. A fragrance of love on the soft breeze of evening. Arrival of the, uh, new Michael Jordan-model baseball bat. And the spectacle of the grand old game’s canny geniuses trying to replace everything they can replace without closing the place. To begin…

WHO’S WHO?

When local journalist Stephana Major takes the stand to defend herself against charges that she diverted nearly $10,000 from bank accounts of the Colorado Association of Black Journalists, she might well claim her arrest was a case of mistaken identity. Major, after all, has told police that the blame for…

THE MUCOUS MAN

Stashed in the far reaches of Associates of Otolaryngology, a group of south Denver ear, nose and throat specialists, is a stack of autographed eight-by-ten glossies. At some point during every working day, nurse practitioner William “Buzz” Riefman will flip through them with a certain possessive glee. There’s Bonnie (Raitt)…

A FINANCIAL BLIP

A crucial deal to redevelop now-abandoned Stapleton International Airport has crashed and burned. After months of delays, King Soopers has checked out of a much-touted city plan to make the grocery chain the anchor tenant at the old airport. Generating economic activity at the 4,700-acre Stapleton site is critical, because…

TAKING HIS MEDICINE

Lakota Indian who billed himself as a spiritual leader has been found guilty in Larimer County of raping a Boulder woman who helped him perform Native American ceremonies for a largely white clientele. The Colorado case comes at a time when Lakota tribal elders are expressing increased concern about the…

LETTERS

The Sound and the Furry Robin Chotzinoff is a national treasure–the Studs Terkel of our time. Her ability to burrow into a person’s life and extract its essential juices is uncanny. She helps make Westword by far the most intelligent newspaper in Denver. Please renew my lifetime subscription! Albert A…

SO FUR, SO GOOD

Mable Mauser is sitting at her antique desk with the spindly legs when the phone rings. The man on the line is not one of the Denver society people with whom she’s worked for more than forty years. Nor is he a New York fur designer, or a rancher somewhere…

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

part 2 of 2 Something has gone awry– How many poets have hocked their books for junk money, waiting on the poem? Curse you Burroughs! for being an exception to rules every junkie/artist’d liketa break simultaneously reminding us just how ugly the whole life gig can go down… Don’t haveta…

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

part 1 of 2 The rain-slick road whispered beneath the car, the windshield wipers keeping the beat as he drove south into Chicago through the gray evening. Bill Harper felt drained. Empty as a chapel. There hadn’t been much rest in the four days since the telephone call. Chris is…

OFF LIMITS

End of the line: Now that Brian Propp’s resigned–by fax from Kiev–as Regional Transportation District chairman, he would have you believe he was driven out of public service by the nasty ol’ press that portrayed him as an AWOL, radical anti-RTDer whose strings were being pulled by the Independence Institute’s…

FISTS OF FURY

A lot of people think the angriest man in America is Newt Gingrich. My money’s on Mike Tyson. Poor Mike. Invite a girl up to the room for a couple of smoked-salmon canapes and a nice discussion of the Lake poets, and look what they do to you. Three years…

THE DOCTOR MAY BE OUT

The recent death of local millionaire Chuck Stevinson had an effect on many people. But perhaps no one outside his family will feel the loss more than a controversial South Carolina physician who also operates a cancer clinic in Denver. Indeed, the death of the Golden automobile and real estate…

LETTERS

We Are Not A-Mused Regarding Arthur Hodges’s “Down by Law,” in the February 22 issue: Thank you for the very informative story on Denver city attorney Dan Muse. Although I have seen his name for years, I had never before read such a complete article about his background and his…

THE DIA PIPELINE

Over the past few years, M&N Electrical Supply Corp. has been a big beneficiary of Denver’s program to promote the use of “minority business enterprises” on public-works projects. Records show the Hispanic-owned company has won contracts worth more than $12 million from the city since 1989, most of them as…