Ali Hasan rips Jihad Jane Norton over 9/11 video

GOP Senate hopeful Jane Norton surely expected to outrage Dems with her video attacking “liberals in Washington” for being soft on terror. But when the founder of Muslims For Bush denounces your tactics as stupid race-baiting, maybe it’s time to re-evaluate. “Nothing has hurt the GOP more than Republican candidates…

Bill Clinton loves him some Andrew Romanoff

Update, 2:27 p.m.: New info below the original 1:37 p.m. item. While Republican Ken Buck used the caucus system to transform himself from a senatorial dark horse into a frontrunner (the kind now getting attacked by the likes of Politico), Andrew Romanoff, the champion Dem at the caucus level, seems…

Preble’s mighty meadow jumping mouse is back! Eeeek!

Nothing moves swiftly in the upper echelons of government decision-making — especially when the decisions have to do with a tiny rodent that can stall development projects. Today marks the public-comment deadline on the proposal for critical habitat designation of the Preble’s meadow jumping mouse. But don’t expect the battle…

Ken Gordon: Unleash the power of the Internets!

Former state lawmaker Ken Gordon is a passionate advocate of online communication, particularly emerging social media, as a powerful tool in the service of democracy. In bursts of electronic energy, known as “e-mails,” he’s reached out across cyberspace to encourage citizens to get involved and start tweeting their elected representatives…

Scott McInnis: The waterlogged years (Pt. 3)

In our continuing analysis of the water musings cranked out by Scott McInnis during his two-year, $300,000 fellowship, one inescapable question emerges — the same question that confronts the weary slush-pile editor after wading through stacks of really bad writing: Has anybody else ever tried to read this stuff?…

Cory Gardner: Is he a closeted ram handler?

Republican congressional candidate Cory Gardner may have a very colorful skeleton in his closet: As a student at Colorado State University, it appears he was an official Ram Handler, one of the chosen few in charge of primping and pimping the school’s official mascot, CAM the Ram…

Scott McInnis: The waterlogged years (Pt. 2)

We may never know what inspired the Hasan Family Foundation to shell out $300,000 for a series of remarkably slipshod “Musings on Water” by Scott McInnis. But as I pointed out in the first installment of our probing analysis, the candidate’s soggy prose offers clues about the kind of governor…

Teri G. Sanchez is suburban superhero Brightonator: Kenny Be’s Hip Tip

Brightonator Real Name: Teri G. Sanchez; Occupation: Empire Builder; Suburb of Operations: Brighton; Hair: Electric; Eyes: Bright Suburban superhero skills: Brightonator is a mutant with the superhuman ability to brighten the lives of all the people she coordinates at the Small Business Assistance Center of the Brighton Learning and Resource…

Ken Buck a new Tea Party star, says Time magazine

Ken Buck’s looking more and more like your likely Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, and the national media establishment is starting to notice. No less a magazine of record than Time is wondering if he’s the latest Tea Party star — and if onetime frontrunner Jane Norton will wind…

Scott McInnis: The waterlogged years (Pt. 1)

The blogosphere has been abuzz of late about the news that gubernatorial candidate Scott McInnis picked up a $300,000 paycheck as a two-year fellow at the Hasan Family Foundation, mainly for writing a series of eye-glazing articles about Colorado water issues. Political junkies everywhere want to know what the Hasans…

G.I. Jane Norton ready to kick some terrorist ass

Taking a cue from the Rambo fantasies of Gary Brooks Faulkner, U.S. Senate candidate Jane Norton has revamped her website to suggest she’s ready to bring us the head of Osama bin Laden. And that of Barack Obama. And all those liberal milquetoasts in Washington who’ve sold us down the…

Colorado politics 2010 tarot deck

Note: This story cartoon will appear in this week’s issue of Westword. Politicians and tarot decks are amazingly similar. Both were created for trick-taking games, and both are largely used by the foolhardy to foretell the future. The personalities of Colorado’s most widely known politicians correspond remarkably well to the…

Ken Salazar getting tough with BP: Too little too late?

The naming of a former prosecutor to head the scandal-plagued Minerals Management Service, coupled with President Barack Obama’s lackluster but occasionally pugnacious speech about making British Petroleum “pay” for the oil-slick disaster in the Gulf, suggests the administration is finally starting to look at poor regulation of oil-and-gas drilling in…