J.R. Smith: Should Kenyon Martin have whipped him over his damaged whip?

J.R. Smith and Kenyon Martin have reportedly kissed and made up after an April Fools’ Day gag fell flat. As we noted yesterday, Smith’s driver, Laquan Johnson, filled Martin’s Range Rover with buttered popcorn, prompting a profanity-laced outburst from K-Mart and a tweet from Smith featuring the letters “LMAO.” Nonetheless,…

Denver Roller Dolls roll out an offer on eBay

Denver’s two roller derby leagues, profiled in the Westword’s feature “Denver’s Roller Derby Rivalry Could Start the Sport Rolling Across the Country,” are stepping up their games this year — both on the track and off. Exhibit A: The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls have been kicking ass against out-of-state teams, as…

Tailgating Top 10: CU makes the list on a technicality

Congratulations, CU. Bleacher Report’s Dan Scofield just named Boulder one of the ten best college-football cities in America to tailgate. Make that number ten. And, unfortunately, this achievement is tainted to some degree by the fact that CU made the list only because the University of Georgia didn’t, “thanks to…

Josh McDaniels naming Kyle Orton starter means nothing

Yesterday, Broncos coach Josh McDaniels said Kyle Orton remains the team’s starting quarterback — but he added that there would still be competition for the position. That’s another way of saying McDaniels hasn’t committed to a starting quarterback yet — and you can bet he hasn’t. So why bother making…

Denver Roller Dolls make their big debut

The Denver Roller Dolls — the fourth-best roller derby league in the country, according to the Derby News Network — have one of the best deals in derby. They’ve partnered with promoter AEG Live and Denver sports heavyweight Kroenke Sports Entertainment. Plus, they’ll skate in a revamped 6,500-seat mini-stadium: the…

NCAA bracket-busters: Shmuck of the Week

I always liked Georgetown. Pretty campus, cool uniforms, lots of history — what else do you need to know about a team to deem it Elite Eight-bound? But then the tournament started, and Georgetown decided to wet itself against a team that, eighteen hours later, I can’t even remember their…

Brady Quinn hunky photo gallery

To put it mildly, the jury is still out on whether new Broncos quarterback Brady Quinn is going to be a savior or a bust. But there’s no debate about whether Quinn’s a luscious chunk of man candy. The verdict on that’s been in for a while now. Fortunately, Quinn…

Brady Quinn: Did the NFL Network call him the C-word?

A lot of things have been said about former Cleveland QB Brady Quinn since he was traded to the Broncos — some positive, others not so much. But who would have guessed that an NFL Network commentator would refer to him by the C-word superimposed boldly across the top of…

Brady Quinn the Broncos savior? What the (Peyton) Hillis?

In our Denver Blogs feature last Thursday, we reacted with amazement upon discovering a credible local blogger — Mile High Report’s Tim Lynch — who actually thought the Broncos would be wise to obtain the services of Cleveland QB Brady Quinn. Lynch has gotten his wish: Over the weekend, Quinn…