American Ninja Warrior: Colorado parkour pros run the TV course

Jake Smith is nonchalant about being a ninja. “It’s just an obstacle course,” he says of the gauntlet of athletic feats featured on the television show American Ninja Warrior. “The ninja part is just the romanticizing bit of it.” The 24-year-old parkour badass is selling himself short. Smith and six…

JaVale McGee punks media with bizarre pet platypus story

The debate over whether the Denver Nuggets should make retaining the services of JaVale McGee a priority is already raging. Our view: Hell yes, since he’s highly entertaining on court whether he’s putting up big numbers or making a moron of himself. And after the whistle blows, he’s pretty damn…

Lakers v. Nuggets memes: Don’t expect L.A. to laugh last

Despite a feverish comeback try, the Nuggets fell to the Lakers 96-87 on Saturday, ending Denver’s dreams of an improbable playoffs upset. Immediately afterward, the wits at the NBA Memes Facebook page weighed in, needling the Lakers even in victory (they’ll be losing in the second round to OKC –…

Chris “Birdman” Andersen lawyer alleges blackmail re: child-porn case

Update: After news broke yesterday that Chris “Birdman” Andersen’s Larkspur home had been searched in relation to a child-porn investigation, we’ve heard from authorities, but not from representatives of the inquiry’s target. Now, however, Andersen’s attorney has stepped forward, asserting that his client is the target of an extortion attempt…

Video: JaVale McGee doesn’t want your game ball

Maybe JaVale McGee had a bad experience with a game ball he received previously. Maybe the Nuggets’s big man saw a heckler in the stands he was trying to hit. Or more likely, there was something entirely different going on in the, uh, unique mind of McGee. Whatever the reason,…

Why Jamie Moyer isn’t a Baltimore Oriole

Westword feature subject Jamie Moyer is baseball’s unlikeliest story. At 49, and coming off of major elbow surgery, he’s not only become the oldest player ever to win a game, he’s also managed to pitch well enough to be considered the Rockies’s ace, though that may say just as much…

49 things younger than 49-year-old Rockies pitcher Jamie Moyer

Every story about Rockies pitcher Jamie Moyer, including our cover story this week by Caleb Hannan, prominently features the word “old.” But because, rightly or wrongly, that word can have a negative connotation in our society, we decided to focus for once on something young in relation to the 49-year-old…