Tim Tebow a Broncos starter … at running back?

Training camp officially opened for the Broncos on Sunday, with a record-setting crowd turning out simply to breathe (almost) the same air as Tim Tebow, third-string quarterback. Whether these folks will get the chance to see Tebow under center during games that count remains a major question. But there’s no…

Tim Tebow signs the craziest contract of the week?

A Thursday Bleacher Report post about the “10 Recent Contracts Worth a Double-Take” notes of Tim Tebow, “Well, what do you know? Maybe T.O. didn’t sign the craziest contract of the week.” Turns out, though, that the contract in question was the one Tebow signed to be a spokesman for…

Jacqueline Miller is suburban superhero Sheridan She-Cager: Kenny Be’s HipTip

Sheridan She-Cager Real name: Jacqueline Miller; Occupation: Violence vendor; Suburb of operations: Sheridan; Hair: Fluffed; Eyes: On the prize Suburban superhero skills: Sheridan She-Cager is a proud mother who possesses the superhuman ability to control masculine energy, which she utilizes to make money by exploiting police brutality with cold beer…

Tim Tebow upstages Colt McCoy in Colt’s own wedding song

At former Texas hurler Colt McCoy’s weekend wedding, ex-Longhorns teammate Jordan Shipley, joined by Aaron Watson, serenade the groom with a personalized tune that pleases the crowd — but attendees really go crazy after this couplet: “Gettin’ sick and tired of folks gettin’ fired up/Rubbin’ shoulders with Tim Tebow.” Behold…