George W. Bush to get smart on his Get Smart visit to Denver

President Barack Obama was in town last month, and will be back next week. But today, it’s George W. Bush’s turn to visit Denver, where he’ll be meeting this morning with Mayor Michael Hancock and Denver school superintendent Tom Boasberg to talk about Get Smart Schools, a charter school initiative…

Why is the Mexican soccer team called Chivas?

Dear Mexican: Really? You answered “When Should You Use Usted Instead of Tú?” recently over my “Why Won’t My Gardener Fuck Me Again If I Demand an HIV Test?” Any sad gabacho can Google for grammar tips (no offense to Yo Quiero Hablar). Meanwhile, we clueless gabachas need to know how…

Political protest has a lively history in Denver

Be thankful to your ancestors that got on that boat, landed here, and created the life you have today.” Those are the words of Mickie Lava Clayton, a longtime leader in Denver’s Italian community who passed away last November, less than a month after the 2010 Columbus Day Parade and…

Diana DeGette and Henry Waxman request listeria outbreak investigation

U.S. Representative Diana DeGette didn’t just fall off the turnip truck. She’s been concerned about food safety throughout her tenure in Congress, and yesterday, she and California Representative Henry Waxman sent a letter demanding a full investigation into the listeria contamination that’s already killed fifteen people…

Do I use tu or usted?

Dear Mexican: I learned Spanish in school as a teen. Then, it seems, because I was young, everybody was an usted. I would like to practice speaking it, but am now an adult and don’t know who gets to be a tú. I’m scared of getting it wrong and unwittingly…