Ask the Critic: Vegetarian death march

Okay, so say you’ve got a friend. And this friend, for whatever reason (religious aversion, misguided sense of moral outrage, PETA brainwashing), has chosen not to eat meat.

Still, you, as a proud carnivore, want to go out somewhere where both of you can have a decent feed. This week’s question? Where do you take said pasty, twig-and-berry vegetable eater?

Personally, I have no idea. Because I’m a dick, I would say take ’em to the Columbine and make them eat nothing but the iceberg salad and whiskey, but that’s just me. Post your suggestions below, and remember: we’re looking for places where both the carnivore and the leaf-eater can live together in harmony…