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Four to six weeks from now, I bet you’ll be hungry. And I bet you’ll want a hot dog. After all, it will be the middle of summer — what could be better than a hot dog in the middle of summer?
A free hot dog, of course.
Here’s how to get it. Before 10 p.m. tonight, go to this website and fill out some info. In a month or so, you could be eating a gratis Oscar Meyer tube steak.
I’m very much hoping that they send a coupon in the mail, not the actual dog. But just in case, I’ll be waiting, vacant bun in hand.