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Guess where I’m drinking?

I know it's a horrible thing to say, but I can't stand going out with a man who orders a Cosmopolitan. Oh, whatever. You wouldn't fault me if I said I couldn't stand going out with a man who wears three-inch heels. Look, it's just not manly. Order a vodka...
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I know it’s a horrible thing to say, but I can’t stand going out with a man who orders a Cosmopolitan. Oh, whatever. You wouldn’t fault me if I said I couldn’t stand going out with a man who wears three-inch heels. Look, it’s just not manly. Order a vodka and cranberry if you don’t have the cojones to drink real alcohol.

Can you guess where I’m drinking (with a girly-man)?

Special bonus: Every Friday, anyone who gave the first correct answer to any of the week’s Where am I drinking/eating posts will be entered in a pool — and we’ll pull out one lucky winner who’ll receive a DINR deck, worth up to $520 in discounts at independent restaurants. Read all about DINR decks here.

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