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If you were anywhere near me at yesterday’s Rocky Mountain Regional Foodservice and Restaurant Exposition trade show at the Denver Merchandise Mart, I sincerely apologize. I was the really strange and uncouth girl with the camera, the one stroking the goat cheese, feeling up the soppresetta, flirting with a pig corpse and brushing up against the shiitakes.
The only thing missing was a crane to shove me out the door. If you didn’t have a chance to attend the food orgy — the largest of its kind in the region — I’ve put together a food porn pictorial to make you drop to your knees in disgust.