Freaky Friday: "Rap Chop" (featuring Vince) - Steve Porter

Hey look, it's Vince! You probably know him as ShamWow guy or SlapChop guy or "getting arrested for fighting with a hooker" guy, but thanks to the skills of DJ Steve Porter, the powers of AutoTune and the wonder of YouTube, his true purpose in life as "surreal robo-rapping manic...

By Cory Casciato

May 1, 2009

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Hey look, it's Vince! You probably know him as ShamWow guy or SlapChop guy or "getting arrested for fighting with a hooker" guy, but thanks to the skills of DJ Steve Porter, the powers of AutoTune and the wonder of YouTube, his true purpose in life as "surreal robo-rapping manic elf" guy is about to be revealed. Watch, listen and learn as Vince sells you the SlapChop in a mind-melting breakbeat track, all for the low, low price of nothing (the video, that is -- I assume you still have to pay for the SlapChop, which I'm sure it is worth every penny).

Thanks to Ms. Easy's Twitter stream for turning me on to this!

Cory Casciato is a Denver-based writer with a passion for the geeky, from old science fiction movies to brand-new video games.

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