Hey look, it's Vince! You probably know him as ShamWow guy or SlapChop guy or "getting arrested for fighting with a hooker" guy, but thanks to the skills of DJ Steve Porter, the powers of AutoTune and the wonder of YouTube, his true purpose in life as "surreal robo-rapping manic elf" guy is about to be revealed. Watch, listen and learn as Vince sells you the SlapChop in a mind-melting breakbeat track, all for the low, low price of nothing (the video, that is -- I assume you still have to pay for the SlapChop, which I'm sure it is worth every penny).
Thanks toMs. Easy's Twitter stream
for turning me on to this!
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