We revealed a while back that Lady Gaga might not be just the oddball pop star/performance artist you know and love/hate, but a secret tool of the worldwide conspiracy known as the Illuminati. Now, no less of an expert on the topic than Internet celebrity, reality show trainwreck and, apparently, Illuminati hunter Tila Tequila has weighed on on the topic.
No, we are not even joking.
In her third post on the topic (see, we told you she was an expert!), Tila spends what looks to be a few thousand words expounding on the connections between Lady Gaga, the Illuminati and, of course, the devil. Strange, we though Tila Tequila and her bottom-of-the-barrel reality show ilk were the devil? In any case, perhaps most importantly, Tequila reveals it's not just Gaga that's in bed with our secret puppet masters. Nope, it's pretty much all your A-list celebrities. And the ones that aren't in on it are afraid to talk, she explains:
RARELY ANY CELEB WILL SPEAK OF IT BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER APART OF IT, OR THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE OR WORSE, GET KILLED LIKE ALL THE REST OF OUR GREATEST LEADERS IN THE PAST WHO SPOKE OUT ABOUT "THE OTHERS" AND DIED FOR IT!
Such as ... Michael Jackson! Yes, the King of Pop revealed the Illuminati's secret and now he's dead! Tell it, Tila!
HE HAD THE HEART AND COURAGE TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT IT!!! AS BIG AS HE WAS, MOST PEOPLE IN HIS POSITION WOULDN'T SAY A WORD! THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT MICHAEL JACKSON TRULY WAS A GENUINE SOUL....Now he is DEAD! COINCIDENCE????
Isn't she afraid for herself, since she's revealing the Big Bad Truth? Of course she is! She's already had some run-ins, she claims.
I don't wanna get too deep into what they have done to me personally, YES, PERSONALLY, so far, however I will say this: They have been watching me for a while now, and won't stop terrorizing my life, but if that is the case, and it's going to keep continuing, then fuck it! I might as well tell you guys more about "THE OTHERS!"
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