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Over the past year or so, we’ve shared tweets from two different accounts catering to high-school and college students with explicit stories to share: Colorado HS Confess and ColoradoSexConfess.
But the graphic anecdotes don’t stop there, as the Colorado Confessions Twitter feed proves.
If you’re a parent of a teen, these tweets may shock you. And if you’re not, they may shock you, too.
The good news? There’s no proof the accounts or true, or that they happened at the schools mentioned in many of the messages.
The bad news? There’s no proof that they’re not.
Count down the photo-illustrated Colorado Confession tweets below.
Number 20:
Put a condom in place of a battery in one of the algebra calculators.. Suprise for the teacher! ~loveland high
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 15, 2014
Number 19:
My coach told our team to stay away from the team manager, so I fucked her SLHS
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 19, 2014
Number 18:
Woke up drunk to my girlfriends mouth on my dick, she fell asleep while giving head- Adams state
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 14, 2014
Number 17:
Saw my brother leave my room will my vibrator, he thought it was a mini light saver….
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 14, 2014
Number 16:
Two sophomores were 69-ing and then his mom walked in on them. -Standley Lake
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 12, 2014
Number 15:
Watched some porn in algebra today. Got a little bored.
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 12, 2014
Number 14:
Watched a girl pull out a pregnancy test in health. She's now googling up ways to tell her parents. #summerfun -Loveland High
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 25, 2014
Number 13:
Fucked my best friends sister then fuck her three best friends In the same room at my friends sisters party Her boyfriend was right outside
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) May 29, 2014
Number 12:
Just heard two ppl having sex in one if the porty potties, while at the Elizabeth stampede dance. # EveryoneIsDrunk
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) June 10, 2014
Number 11:
Left my freshman homecoming early to fuck my boy on the football,baseball, and softball field.
-standley lake high school
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) June 17, 2014
Number 10:
Got so drunk my boyfriend fingered me on the couch in his living room… Parents and siblings still in the room.. – Loveland Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) July 6, 2014
Number 9:
My girlfriend got pissed because I wouldn't make out with her after she finished giving me a blowjob
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) July 20, 2014
Number 8:
My boyfriend broke up with me because I chew and gave him a blow job with one in- Berthoud Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) August 28, 2014
Number 7:
Saw a guy getting head while walking to class in the parking lot #awkwardeyecontact -Front range community college
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) October 31, 2014
Number 6:
You know you have a nerdy boyfriend when he buys star wars condoms after he saw the new trailer- Denver Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 27, 2015
Number 5:
My boyfriend said he didn't wanna fuck, so I fucked his brother #biggerbrother -Mountain Range High
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 30, 2014
Number 4:
Kid masturbating in class to a depression and suicide presentation….. Loveland Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 25, 2014
Number 3:
I just got herpes from a teacher. #TVHS
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 24, 2014
Number 2:
I use to stick dumb dumbs in my pussy to make them taste better- front range community college
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) January 30, 2015
Number 1:
A kid got suspended for drawing a big dick on our football field -TCA pic.twitter.com/PF58XNcUfU
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) February 27, 2015
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