Politics & Government

Behold, the “Protect Yourself from John McCain” condom

We're not sure exactly how using one of these trusty Planned Parenthood-issued condoms will protect you from John McCain, unless you plan on sleeping with Johnny Mac sometime soon and don't want to catch his oldness. But it's cool nonetheless...
By Joe ToneAugust 25, 2008
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We’re not sure exactly how using one of these trusty Planned Parenthood-issued condoms will protect you from John McCain, unless you plan on sleeping with Johnny Mac sometime soon and don’t want to catch his oldness. But it’s cool nonetheless.

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