Caption of the Week contest: What does sex have to do with this waffle?

Here's this week's entry in our Caption of the Week contest, featuring one of the central figures in the feature article "Forbidden Fruit" -- abstinence advocate Shelly Donahue, who's said, among other things, that vaginas are capable of Hoovering up any sperm in their general vicinity. Use our comment section...
By Michael RobertsAugust 12, 2011
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Here’s this week’s entry in our Caption of the Week contest, featuring one of the central figures in the feature article “Forbidden Fruit” — abstinence advocate Shelly Donahue, who’s said, among other things, that vaginas are capable of Hoovering up any sperm in their general vicinity. Use our comment section to post your entry. We’ll announce our top pick in this space next week — and look below to see last week’s winner.

Check out last week’s champ below. Congrats, Joyfulgrrl8a!

For more memorable captions, visit our Caption of the Week category.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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