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The Urban Dictionary defines “Coloradon’t” as meaning “Douchey things you shouldn’t do in Colorado,” and offers the following exchange as an example:
Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin’ and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!
(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon’t you dare do that in my state.
Here are ten more things to which Coloradans should say: Coloradon’t!
See also: Photos: Top Ten “You Know You’re NOT From Colorado When” Punchlines
Number 10: Coloradon’t….
…bitch about it being too cold one day and then complain about it being too hot the next.
Number 9: Coloradon’t….
…start honking in an I-70 traffic jam when everyone else is stuck, too.
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Number 8: Coloradon’t….
…call people fitness Nazis while sitting on the couch eating Funions.
Number 7: Coloradon’t….
…make someone’s strongest memory of a Red Rocks concert you puking on them.
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Number 6: Coloradon’t….
…order a burrito without green chile.
Number 5: Coloradon’t….
…be surprised when your license plate gets a lot of attention as you cross the state line.
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Number 4: Coloradon’t….
…use a shortcut when you can take the scenic route.
Number 3: Coloradon’t….
…buy national when you can buy local.
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Number 2: Coloradon’t….
…Bogart that joint.
Number 1: Coloradon’t….
…let anyone convince you there’s a better state than Colorado.
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