Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!
(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Here are ten more things to which Coloradans should say: Coloradon't!
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