Coloradon't: Ten Things You Should Never Do in Colorado

The Urban Dictionary defines "Coloradon't" as meaning "Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado," and offers the following exchange as an example:

Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.

Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.

Here are ten more things to which Coloradans should say: Coloradon't!

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