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Page down to find the latest back-to-campus clothing tips for Colorado University students who are having trouble fitting concealed weapons into their trendy form-fitting fashions…
1. Leg warmers (left) make a comeback as the perfect autumn accessory to wear with skinny jeans and flip-flops, and for concealing a handgun,
2. Guys who like rocking the Reverse Papa Smurf floppy knit cap look (right) will have a secure hiding place for their campus semi-automatic pistol.
3. Traditionally a symbol of Mideast terrorists, the neck scarf (left) now conceals weapons for students who want to stop campus terrorists.
4. With today’s figure-flattering fashions, often the only place to wear a concealed weapon is inside of the soles of platform shoes.
