Happy Memorial Day, Andy Rooney-style

On this Memorial Day, most of us at Westword remembered that because it's a national holiday, we didn't have to come to work. Check back Tuesday for a much fuller, fatter and better tanned Latest Word. In the meantime, here's a video that commemorates the occasion -- a Memorial Day edition of "The Andy Rooney" game that YouTube user totallyjk describes like so: "Remove everything but the first and last sentences from Andy Rooney's segment on 60 Minutes. Then post that onto YouTube." Bet you'll agree that Mr. Rooney has never made more sense -- or more concise...

See you tomorrow.

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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.
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