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The Job, as posted online: Sign spinners
Responsibilities: Spinning signs
Qualifications: Must be able to stand for at least four hours; must have dependable transportation; must be at least eighteen years old; must be active and like to work outdoors!
Pay: $9 an hour
What it doesn't say: You hoped it wouldn't come to this. But it has. So grab your baseball cap and your iPod, leave your dignity behind, and start dancin', bitch.
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