Faster Than a Speeding Ballot
Kenny Be's "1998 Overloaded Voter Guide," in the October 22 issue, was a perfect summation of this campaign season. I plan to take it with me when I vote, because it's the only thing I've seen that makes sense of these ballot measures. I'm only sorry that Kenny did not also give his opinion of the candidates, since most of them are nothing more than cartoon characters.

Paula Fine
via the Internet

I do not know why Kenny Be had to make fun of a very serious subject. Denver Police Department officers work hard to protect the residents of this city. That is their job. Their job is not to live in the city. The only thing making them live in Denver does is punish them financially.

Rae Connor

Kenny Be for governor!
Joe Vigil

This Story Was Murder!
Eric Dexheimer's "Love on the Rocks," in the October 22 issue, was very difficult to understand. The writer used too many names without clearly distinguishing them, using the first name in one section, then the last name later. In short, it was such a poorly written story that I would expect it to have been written by a child, not a journalist. The story line was interesting; too bad it wasn't put together well.

Denise Codding
via the Internet

"Love on the Rocks" was more frightening than any Halloween story! Remind me not to visit any bar that Cynthia Phillips goes to.

Casey Forrest
via the Internet

Dexheimer has a compelling story (who has the film rights?), but the disjointed fashion in which it is laid out is tiring and distracting. Some kind of timeline would have helped.

Mark Smith
via the Internet

The Jury's In
Patricia Calhoun's "The Big Bang Theory," in the October 15 issue, was a great article with a great message. Just goes to show how politics runs the show and sex stories are more important than human health. Hell, if you can read the Starr Report by the light of your own irradiated glow, the Republican Congress has done its job exactly as lawmakers intended. They couldn't win the presidency by vote of the American people, and now they are madder than a swarm of hornets around a nest they busted themselves while calling anyone who doesn't agree with them a "filthy Libertarian." They've hired some pretty intelligent people to do their bidding as well. For example, Santa Monica police recently pulled over an automobile with expired Tennessee license plates. The driver didn't have insurance and claimed that after living in California for five years, she didn't know she needed a California driver's license. One would think that Newt and Trent would have informed Paula Jones that she should at least comply with the basic legal requirements to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California.

Legal, schmegal--since when does a Republican care about legal? And if you don't like it, ya should all go crawl under a rock in some plutonium storage facility, ya stinking filthy Earth- and human-loving Libertarians, you.

Oh, well, this is America, and Congress has finally fulfilled its goal of exacting lawlessness to a greater extent than the IRS. It's starting to look like George Orwell's Animal Farm more and more every day. Amazing how many Americans can only seem to satiate their thirst for a sex scandal by lapping up every drop of fecal matter spewed from the Republican cesspool while turning their noses away from issues of human importance. Actually, though, if you think about it, hiding potentially damaging environmental issues from the American people is a good thing. The more people who die before retiring, the more balanced Social Security will be and the less taxed the health-care system will be: Dead people can't ask for either. Anyone who listens to Rush Limbaugh can see the logic.

The American public and, especially, the people who live downwind of Rocky Flats should have the right to know what the grand jury investigation uncovered and if they might be affected by it. Being downwind of the Bill and Monica story surely doesn't pose any possible health risk to anyone anywhere.

Cal Anton
Redondo Beach, CA

When I was studying our justice system in high-school civics class, I was given the impression that a grand jury report was not to be released to anyone until an indictment was made. I agree that the president is not above the law; however, I also believe that rules of procedure should also apply. If Kenneth Starr can release a grand jury report prior to an indictment for his own personal benefit in book deals and movie deals, why is the grand jury report on Rocky Flats--where an indictment was handed down--still under lock and key?

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